Ⓐmber

she/her

[duskwingmoth]

increasingly loud and persistent thought in her brain: "I need them to spitroast me"

[auramgold]

mantras of the clingy girl

"she'd tell me if she was mad at me, i don't need to ask"

"they all want me around, they're just busy right now"

"i deserve getting captured and kept in a cage and doted on for the rest of my life"

"if i wasn't there, i would be missed"

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[insufferablevegannuisance]

You know the hardest part about being vegan? It's still listening to all the stupid shit that non-vegans say.

[molsno]

I hope that one day the flag of the usa is as reviled and repressed as the flag of nazi germany

[molsno]

I hope that one day the flag of the usa is as reviled and repressed as the flag of nazi germany

[insufferablevegannuisance]

You know the hardest part about being vegan? It's still listening to all the stupid shit that non-vegans say.

[mossdeep-archive]

my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/

[scolipede]

[vvyrmfood]

cheesepburger………

[klonpa]

tastee…

[poison-doll]

i wonder why there is a general perception, especially among tme ppl both cis and trans, that trans women are overrepresented in social spaces despite there being fewer of us. i wonder if there is a larger societal force that trans women are subject to that leads to this distorted conception of trans women's visibility.

[discodyke-dogthing]

Thinking about the study showing that when women make up 33% of a group, men see them as an overwhelming majority. Or the study about how women are perceived as dominating a conversation when they take up 25% of it or more

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[uwillneverknowwho]

Situations when it's appropriate to say "I'm always saying this":

1. When you are always saying this (factually correct)

2. When this is actually the opposite of what you're always saying (it's satire)

3. When you have never said this before in your life (how would they know!!)

4. When no one else in the world has ever said this and everyone knows that (very funny)

5. When no actual coherent words are being said (maybe I'm always saying this, like, emotionally)

[tastethebloodofmeatthawsmoth]

As I was walking that endless breadline My landlord gave me a two week deadline Anarchist News ran a better headline: "this land is NOT for you and me"

This is land is their land, it isn't our land From their plush apartments to their Cadillac car land To the Wall St office and Hollywood star land This land is not for you and me

So take your slogan and kindly stow it If this was our land, you'd never know it Let's get together and overthrow it This land is not for you and me

[journie]

it’s a lot of people saying AI is bad for the planet who still eat beef i notice…

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness!"

Cory Booker during his 20th hour on the floor doing a filibuster - 4/1/2025

[technofeudalism]

In Leaked Recording, Cory Booker Says He and AIPAC President “Text Message Back and Forth Like Teenagers”

Even as the progressive wing of the Democratic Party has shown willingness to criticize Israel, Booker has tried to smooth over the widening

[sapient-marshmallow-princess]

aww cute, you honestly think that's gonna stop people from opposing your God King Trump? nobody gives a fuck.

[technofeudalism]

imagine being this politically illiterate or just straight up stupid to completely miss the mark like this. because everyone knows Trump supporters are extremely anti-Israel. the fuck are you even saying?

the real problem is that you used the wrong catchphrase here. you're not supposed to accuse me of being a secret Trump supporter. you're supposed to accuse me of being a Russian or Chinese psyop. it would be much more believable in this scenario.

that being said, i do forgive you because i realize those are the only two possibilities swimming around in your head. much like every other toddler brained dip shit with the ability to vote in this country who has roughly the critical thinking skills of a lobster, you have no morals besides "Trump is bad and America is good and Trump is making America bad!" and once he's gone, if everyone isn't dead by then because you keep waiting for Cory Booker to swoop in on eagle's wings and deliver you from evil, you'll go right back to pretending politics doesn't exist. i know YOU don't give a fuck that Brown children are dying. they aren't even human beings to you.

also, i like how "opposing" in this instance means "standing up for 25 hours, quoting Ronald Reagan and Ted Cruz, shitting your pants, then approving to move forward with a NATO Ambassadorship vote with unanimous consent anyway." thank god for the Resistance.

imagine being such a pathetic loser that you stan Cory Booker, the guy who can't even get his own girlfriend to support his political philosophy. then again, i'm not sure what i expected from a group of people that thought Kamala Harris was going to deliver them from the evils of Drumpf with policies like "Young People Between The Ages of 18-23 Receive A $5,000 Year End Tax Credit Toward Buying a New Vehicle Between Model Years 2018-2022" and "Blow The Limbs Off Of As Many Arab Toddlers As Possible."

stick to Minecraft.

[roguesynapses]

Holy shit dude you killed her

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

the deeply US american impulse to do, or be responsible for, vindictive punitive individual violence saturates their culture. it's their favorite power fantasy, and one which frequently mutates into some form of socially acceptable expression within almost any context. content mills churn out stories about "annoying" people "getting their comeuppance" by being violently punished for social faux pas. the desire to unperson someone for a perceived sleight against their personal morality. the ubiquitous "zombie apocalypse survival fantasy" where the subject is afforded a chance to exact brutal violence against the subhuman masses. the "good guy with a gun" fantasy where the subject is afforded a chance to Take Justice Into Their Own Hands and be celebrated as a moral agent for this. seeing a homeless person or a mentally ill person in the world Just Existing justifies fantasies of vindictive assault by the bourgeois police or by simple personal vigilantism. a culture saturated with a deeply-felt visceral, moral sense of Disgust and Revulsion which seemingly can only be appeased by endless rivers of blood. a profoundly sick culture which, down to its core, nurtures and cultivates a virulent and voracious hostility towards human life and humanity. a consequence of living in a gilded castle which is held up by the mechanisms of global imperialist violence seemingly is that you must accept that your personal comfort always justifies the letting of those rivers of blood.

[girlnephew]

[beepbeepmfkr]

Well replies are restricted and that's a bit telling so time for me to be Annoying again :)

That's not how any of this works. And it feels like the replies are off so people can keep regurgitating this mindset so they feel better about their refusal to engage with a system that literally demands voter engagement to work on a substantial level. It's literally how it was made. No engagement or skewed engagement means skewed results. Pretty cut and dry.

Now. There's a few things to address here.

One. Executive orders are not bills. We are being flooded by what is essentially a Christmas List Of Shit The Executive Branch Wants Real Bad. The Christmas list is not real. The Christmas list will be challenged by the other branches of government and the Executive Branch might get a few throwaways from their Christmas list but they won't get the whole thing because that's not how any of this works.

Two - it feels slower when the Dems are in office because the Dems aren't sensationalizing every single thing they do and are instead just... Going about the system of democracy to put their plans in place. It takes longer to get things done when you respect the democratic process.

Also. Painting democratic terms as useless or as if they do nothing is just another way that far right groups drive wedges into the many groups that could ultimately keep them from power. It's not true. It's never been true. Go do a quick Google search and go see how many times we wound up with a right wing bastard as a president immediately after people complained about a "weak" democratic president. Seriously.

the last four years of democratic presidency has seen strides in environmental legislation, has seen civil infrastructure and social services bolster, has seen many of the executive orders that stuck around from Trump's first Christmas list overturned and done away with. They've done shit. People just don't know and don't care to know because it upsets the narrative that tells them they're actually so morally justified and pure for folding their arms and turning their noses up at civic responsibility like a toddler given a plate of brussel sprouts at dinner time. It's silly. It's childish. We walk around with too much access to knowledge for this level of willful ignorance to be This Common

[l4dyaranea]

The problem is that liberal democracy almost always collapses into fascism because it runs on capitalism, which is an inherently hierarchical, parasitic, and inhumane economic system that demands constant imperialism and colonization. No amount of "voter engagement" matters in a system where all the media is controlled by billionaires, all the resources are owned by billionaires, all the industries are owned by billionaires, and wealth buys political influence. It's systemically built to do this shit, and this constant attempt to blame individuals, ESPECIALLY individuals without the wealth required to shape policy, is EXACTLY what billionaires want us to do.

It also shows a complete lack of honest engagement with the political parties in question. Who the fuck are we supposed to vote for if one party is running on clear policy goals (which are clearly fascist), and the other party is running on not being the first party, but also including the first party in policy making? We don't have an opposition party. We have a fascist party and a collaborator party.

[mangonetics]

Wow I think you're overthinking it. Can't orcs just be orcs 🙄 can't we just have a race of ontologically evil primitive savages in this campaign setting 🙄 and theyre all super aggressive and mean and maybe even sexual predators (for realism, more rapes = more realism) 🙄 and then not interrogate where the idea comes from or who's fantasy this is supposed to be

[dailyadventureprompts]

No you don't understand, because of their repacious sexual appetites and subhuman virility they'll outbreed people who look like us the goodguys, so it's absolutely vital we cull their population so the good, beautiful, civilization building races don't get replaced overwhelmed by their intellectually stunted savagery. Also remember that because their souls are destined to go to hell and become demons it's absolutely crucial you don't allow any of them to survive and have children because the propagation of their kind is not only an existential, but cosmic threat.

Plus, from a gameplay perspective it's totally vital for the players to have people they can murder without consequence because how else will they feel like "real" men who have no way to express themselves outside of violence the epic heroes they should aspire to be?