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#mr city was my father please call me owl
We all hate corporations and Disney until they give us a mildly cute character design huh
Yep
Never said I hated Disney characters. Just Disney as a corporation.
Disney creative teams good
Disney corporate entity bad
I’ve spoken on this a lot, but basically 90% of the lower level people who work there are wonderful people who make the world a better place…
And then there’s upper management.
^^This^^ Never confuse the wage laborer with the executives of a corporation.
The executives want you to, because it a) lets them get away with using rhetoric like “We’re one big happy family!” when things are going their way, and b) gets you to blame the individual worker whenever there’s a dispute – rather than getting you to question the whole power structure.
Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for a design based on a skimpy cheerleading uniform in the same colors as her traditional costume. If Harley’s costume change is supposed to reflect a new idependence, it shouldn’t be based on her old costume at all and should be something new and cool to represent self-reinvention, not just “we didn’t think the clown theme was sexy enough to sell to a modern audience”.
HOWEVER. You know what would be fun? If Harley decided to out-clown the Joker and steal his theme from him. Commit to the act in a way he never could and actually take up classes on clowning and physical comedy. Become Dr. Harley Quinn, the DCU’s leading expert on being a clown. When people think “the clown from Gotham” they don’t think of The Joker at all. That would be sweet, sweet revenge that I would love to read.
“The clown from Gotham.” “Which one?” “The one who knows what she’s doing.”
“It’s that clown again.” “I thought he was in Metropolis this week?” “Clown as in clown, not clown as in embarrassment to humanity.” “Oh, the doctor.”
Doctor Clown
(nodding) Doctor Clown.
this is funny but harley has had ”sexy” costumes since day one. you can wear whatever you want and still be just as independent as you would be in jeans and a sweat shirt or something.
I’m not, like, slut-shaming Harley Quinn. I don’t object to her having sexy costumes—but they have to be sexy clown costumes. Her skimpy cheerleader costumes lack Essence of Clown and a cowardly attempt to make her more palatable by extracting the clownfeel. Sexy clown or bust! Sexy clown or bust! If you live in Gotham and don’t commit to a gimmick you’re as good as dead to me.
This was better than I imagined
normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to objectify them
and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Huckleberry Finn but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men
Unmute !
Audio: a group of people cheering for the smart water, especially when it gets close to the edge. When the person on the screen moves the bottle back to safety, some of them sound disappointed but some clap
he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling
tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor
robert: the LAAAs?
at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays… on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence
#listen…tumblr is like the great mouse detective/american tail/ratatouille/rescuers rodent microcosm of reality#we live parallel lives but the stakes and consequences are proportionally tiny and sound like angry squeaking to people passing by#like#explain fandom drama to someone who isn’t extremely logged on and all they will precieve is 🐀 ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ
😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.
I don’t care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel’s and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:
god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel
Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?
Useless box that doesn’t let people flick its switch
have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time
chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
Guys you don’t put up statues during a war.
The UNITED STATES, not the confederacy put up those statues. They did it starting about 30 years after the war, in a period between 1890-1930.
1930. 60 years after the southern states committed treason and the rebellion lost the bloodiest war in American history. That they fought over slavery. Against the US government. Who then put up statues in their honor?
To put this into perspective, it would be like if Germany in the early 2000’s was like “you know who were pretty noble? NAZIS. And then put statues of Himmler facing Synogogues.
Because that’s who the statues were for-the victims.
They were there to remind the first generation of black people born out of slavery that confederate ideals were still strong in the south, and they better not get any IDEAS.
And let’s get this straight- the Confederacy was fighting for slavery. The Union was not fighting against slavery. The Union was fighting against rebellion, and to keep the US from breaking apart.
Lincoln, the oh so benevolent freer of slaves, did it out of practicality, and he hesitated a long while.
He famously said, “If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone, I would also do that”
So slavery was never antithetical to the official stance of the US government. And all those confederate soldiers were elected into office by confederate voters.
So did they really lose the war? If we’re still flying their flag and erecting their monuments and enforcing their values?
So long as we allow people to revere them, those monuments aren’t history. They’re current events.
a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson
1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom
2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else
3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die
4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room
5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city
6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart
7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk
8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.
9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father
Understandable response
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Me reading from point 2 to point 3: