Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.
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Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.
I just needed to make sure more people saw this.
I want those fucking shoes man
The meaning of MFA
you: Museum of fine arts
Me, an intelectual: MetalFull Alchemist
Everyone post ur favorite alphonse elric i’ll start:
Alphonse, 1 year old
Fuck yeah!
marilyn elric 👀
Beach boy
Yeah, but look at this boy… His face… I can’t…
something about this boy radiates an intense positive energy
i hope its okay i have many favorite als
BRO……
Guys I finally found it
the best post on tumblr
@221bdisneystreet @laallomri
Casey Frey makes me feel like I’m awake during surgery
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image
what happens if you mix up suburban white mom “i cant function without coffee” facebook culture and edgy anime glittergraphix emo internet culture because i have an idea.
hows this
i forgot what BFG stood for and i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?”
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them
this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you
This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!
ate the fucking knife
nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.
You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.
Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.
The googly eyes he puts on things
His cow jugs
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
This being is a Mythic Level Weaponsmith
Who wants to see my hotdog
I paid 50 cents for this ceramic bad boy
My cat
in 2017, let us collectively refuse to be mild, when instead we can BE SPICY and lend our hands
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
Smile Bomb
Okay, how the hell. This is THE most crystal clear version of Smile Bomb I’ve listened to, and the creditless opening video is also like SHARP, like holy shit this is as if it were released TODAY type of clarity and it’s messing with me.
@alukaforyou
I once found a bat in my kitchen. Like, not flying around or hanging upside down just chilling on the countertop. Had no fuckin idea what to do, so I opened some windows and went for a walk. When I came back, instead of a bat, $20 was on the counter.
i dont even know how to respond to this besides that this is one of the best paranormal experiences ive ever heard