The love so many women are pouring on that weird looking Norwegian is proof to me that women are more that willing to fuck the ugly guy if he’s even a tiny bit funny/has a personality.
Men who complain about women only going for “6’5 finance bros” are getting clowned on by a professional soccer playing alien because he drops funny tweets and hugs his fellow players.
The thing about pro athletes is that lots of them have bodies that are perfect for their sport, and that also makes them objectively weird looking. You might occasionally get a swimmer with a face like Ryan Lochte for example, but every other swimmer looks like their face was made with stretched out playdoh, which is great for their sport, but not conventionally attractive.
That so many women are falling all over the dude who’s paler than a ghost with a hammered looking face and not the hotties with bodies because boulder-faced dude has a sense of humor on his insta account has to mean something.
There are lots of much hotter soccer stars, but this dude sometimes makes jokes and puts a silly hat on!
Tumblrinas are consistently falling head over heels for freaks and gremlins and retconning them as hot because their special alien/gremlin has a sense of humor and also believes in abortion rights and women working outside the home.
