Hi!

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[19863]

What 60 feet of snow cleared in Japan looks like.

this is it this is the end

[podencos]

Mood

[darkeshi-deactivated20211115]

now everything fits

[galahadwilder]

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

[dorito-and-pinetree]

I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting

[haiku-robot]

i know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting

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[sicut-anima]

What species hunts dragons for sport?

What species glorifies the slaughter of dragons as the sport of kings?

What species are you?

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Holy shit.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Harold, they’re reptiles.

[archer-bro]

This has been another exciting episode of “Tumblr Fails Biology.”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[robotlyra]

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

[breelandwalker]

-PTERODACTYL SCREECH-

[not-so-secret-nerd]

I will never not reblog this masterpiece

[kancube-deactivated20220413]

“because men are stupid” lol ok

[gif87a-com]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

[ocfos]

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

[littlemjay]

Wow.

[dasjfldjfa]

everytime u see a old photo of a snazzy 1920s dude in a suit remember what lurks beneath

[dasjfldjfa]

[dasjfldjfa]

okay why are you guys reblogging this and tagging it as reference do you plan on drawing 20s gangsters in their underwear i better see these 

I couldn’t help myself

[prokopetz]

To be fair, underwear that fully covers the body from neck to knees makes a lot of sense when you’re wearing a dry-clean-only suit as your everyday outfit; it prevents sweat from soiling the garment’s inner layer, and thus lets you go longer between launderings. The development of modern underwear tracks pretty much directly with the shift to washable daywear, which removes much of the need for such extensive protection.

[chickadee-sun]

The part that makes least sense is how it’s sleeveless and thus doesn’t protect suits from armpit sweat. Surely the armpit is one of the most important places to put this kind of undergarment? T-shirts were originally designed as an undergarment that does protect clothing from armpit sweat, but they weren’t popularized yet in the 20s.

[prokopetz]

Most union suits did indeed have full or partial sleeves; the ones pictured in the original post are more fashionable than functional, probably intended to be worn with eveningwear.

[areferenceyouunderstand]

Wow this was informative

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Eveningwear? So… this is 1920s men’s lingerie. GTK

[nativepeopleproblems]

Bring back prissy gangster lingerie 2k16

[michaelsbatimstuff]

Bendy: “LET ME OUT!!!” Me: Nope. You’re mine now♥

[cottonbun]

Elder Kettle’s theme is my favourite piece from the OST.

Whenever I listened to it, an image of the the Elder teaching the brothers how to dance, or them just merrily attempting a waltz, came to my mind. So here it is.

oO(I think that’s the cutest thing I’ve drawn so far from CH)

[stimman3000]

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[orriculum]

Baby!! ❄

[corvigae]

this is the single most beautiful fucking creature i have ever seen in my life

[fridjitzu]

@zero-alice

[cheshiresdance]

I just want to see the devil deal with the somewhat shitty son i know bendy would be ok

[joneswibu]

PAAIIID THEE PRIIIICEEEE

[blogthegreatrouge]

she aint happy about you eating her kind

[dovelydraws]

Now how is he supposed to say no to that?

[faespacecritter]

genius

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[askcupsandcasinos]

Ey devil! You ever 'eard of a certain dancing demon? A little devil darlin? Bendy T dancing demon?

(time to clear out the mailbox)

[huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhusblog-blog]

😂 haha this is amazing!

[browsedankmemes]

[luisonte]

El Roomba lowcost

[thats-so-ravenloft]

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@drawunknown