Amy Phetamine @amyphetamine - Tumblr Blog

reminiscing about the olden times...

when toilet paper and eggs were so abundant that we threw them at the houses of our enemies.

#nostalgia #history #toilietries #eggs #pranks #suburbia #enemies #attack #war #groceries

me: why is it dark in here?

me: oh look, the sun went down.

me: did i miss lunch?

#sundown #twilight #winter #dark #evening #lunch #sun

if you're putting away your clean laundry, you just don't own enough laundry baskets.

#laundry #chores #storage #tips #advice #slack

useful abbreviations:

MS;DR = Mobile Screen; Didn't Read SM;DR = Small Mind; Don't Read SD;CR = Small Dick; Can't Read NF;DC = No Fucks; Don't Care YK;OL = You Kids; Off Lawn

#abbreviations #acronyms #small #tiny #wee #little #equipment #tools #cranky #reading #expletives

"you'll never notice the difference"

#pony #ponies #horses #chow #ads

nothing dwells in me but that it can coexist with The Sarcasm.

#sarcasm #existential #existance #me #senryu #senryū #575 #poem

"She'll change the way you vote."

#faux #movie #poster #spoof #pills #drugs #sexy #babe #babes

meet The Krumbles. just look into their eyes, man. wow! who can hook me up with a hit of this "toasted" and flavored whole wheat treat?

#altered states #drugs #toasted #chow #gay #ads #1930s

France 1905

#motorcycle #grrl #leather #French #Euro #badass #monochrome #B&W #pix #babe #babes

Secular Confectionist:

Absent belief in any deity, one faithfully observing all holidays involving baked goods or candy.

#godless #holiday #religious #observance #faith #religion #sweets #confection #confections #candy #dessert #sugar #vocab #overheard

“Unfortunately, this isn’t a game."

#civil war #toys #politics #spoof

#humor #spoof #books #joke #jokes #factual #fictional #incorrection #corrections #antifactual

one night a year the veil between worlds falls away and we are haunted by the mistakes of long gone generations — in the form of confections from a time otherwise forgotten.