Black Cousins Head Cannons
-Narcissa and Regulus are the only ones who can hold their alcohol
-Sirius would have had a lady bug pillow pet
-Regulus had a hat stall between Slytherin and Ravenclaw when being sorted
-Andromeda and Regulus have a book club (only for them tho)
-Sirius and Narcissa are the same age (not canon but neither is anything else in this fandom)
-Sirius went through a hard-core mitski phase for like 3 months when he was pining for Remus
-Bellatrix would have been a scene girl for a hot second in the 2000’s
-Narcissa is/would have been cottage core
-Regulus Black is obsessed with romance novels bc he’s cool like that
-Bella and Reg used to be semi-close before she was a psychopath
-Andromeda and Ted for sure jammed to party rock anthem
-all the Black cousins were forced to do something in the realm of fine arts when younger per their parents “request” (aka. just forcing them into something)
-Regulus had to learn how to paint (realistic oil paintings)
-Narcissa was classically trained in singing
-Andromeda had to do ballet
-Sirius was forced to learn the Cello (I got this from a fix but I can’t remember which one so I’ll just update later with the name)
-And Bella was forced in to piano
-Only regulus and andromeda kept these hobbies up, while Sirius used his skill in the cello to become self taught at electric guitar
-post-second-wizarding-war Narcissa made numerous attempts to reconnect and reconcile with andromeda (Andromeda finally accepted these attempts after a month or so)
-in a muggle AU the black cousins had a shit-talking group chat
-Bella secretly VERY secretly listened to girl in red bc she is a lesbian
-Andromeda and Lucius hated each other but pretended to get along for Narcissa
-Regulus and Bella and Sirius all wore exclusively silver jewelry while Andromeda and Narcissa wore exclusively gold
-they each had to learn another language
-Andromeda learned Turkish (only because Ted is half Turkish) (fight me on that. I dare you)
-Bellatrix learned French bc that was what her parents strongly encouraged for her
-Narcissa learned Swedish because she wanted to live there at one point in her life
-Much to his parents dismay, Sirius learned Sign Language (his parents believed that it wasn’t a real language and anyone who used it was beneath them)
-Reg also learned French, but because he genuinely was interested in the language and culture of France
-Reg helped Sirius with his studies in Sign because Sirius had trouble remembering the hand motions
-REGULUS IS TRANS FTM <3 (suck it Jkr you intolerant shit bag)
-Andromeda and Ted did the thing at their wedding were the didn’t have any matching chairs they were all different
-Bellatrix caught the bouquet simply because she is extremely competitive
That’s all for now but I have so many more <333