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juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea

They gotta nerf the bishops

achesspiece

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

jethroq

wettestwraith

prev dont leave this in the tags

silvergryphonart

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

musicalhell

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

achesspiece

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

reqogecko

Femboy white king from hit game chess

#beautiful

whumpster-fire

Fools will resign. Skilled players will force a draw. But only the true grandmaster will find the winning move of sacrificing the rook on B6 to summon the left leg of Exodia. To avoid losing on the next move, the opponent is forced to capture White's knight to prevent summoning the final piece, but this is a trap. If Black takes with the bishop, it leaves the critical J9 square undefended, allowing White to play Queen to J9, forking Black's cruiser and the already damaged aircraft carrier. However, if Black takes with pawn, this hangs the Marshal on D5, and finally, Black can under no circumstances can Black take with the rook, because this blunders a checkmate in 27 where the White queen captures Kamkutchka and infiltrates the entire Asian continent. The only move for Black is in fact to give a check with the Marshal, which also forks the problem knight. Now, this looks like a drawn endgame, but it is not over, because White plays the absolutely devastating Queen to G6 check, forcing the Black king onto Park Place and causing Black to lose $350. It seems like there are no more checks from here and the king can escape, but in fact this game is over, because White has the brilliant move: the dark square bishop, which has been in the Lounge the whole time, goes through the secret passage to the Conservatory, and now we have the position featured in last week's puzzle where White can deliver a mate in 5.

ashenmind

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

Do I need to Google something?

clairethemarenothorse

google Nigel Richards scrabble

Holy hell

clairethemarenothorse

actual scrabbler

ashenmind

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

Do I need to Google something?

clairethemarenothorse

google Nigel Richards scrabble

Holy hell

ashenmind

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

Do I need to Google something?

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

nope!

lovecrafts-iranon

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

lovecrafts-iranon

yes. easily.

Show me.

lovecrafts-iranon

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

Wow. Good work.

dialupmodern

i was asked to post this, speedrun is heating up

datasoong47

Interesting that both go beyond the original parameter of "promote all pawns" and also avoided capturing any of the promoted queens or the original queen, thus also making the maximum number of possible Queens on the board (18 Queens!). I suspect it would be possible to shorten the number of moves a little if you allowed Queens (whether original or promoted) to be captured. It's also funny in that White and Black kept alternating between having forced mate sequences

queensheliaofthevampires

Got it in 50:

1. e4 d5 2. c4 b5 3. a4 f5 4. g4 h5 5. g5 b4 6. Ra3 Rh6 7. gxh6 bxa3 8. Nc3 Nf6 9. e5 d4 10. exf6 dxc3 11. c5 f4 12. c6 f3 13. Bg2 Bb7 14. cxb7 fxg2 15. Qg4 c5 16. a5 hxg4 17. h7 Qb6 18. axb6 gxh1=Q 19. b4 g5 20. f7+ Kd7 21. h8=Q c2 22. Qb2 axb2 23. bxa8=Q b1=Q 24. Qxh1 a5 25. b5 Na6 26. bxa6 a4 27. b7 g3 28. b8=Q g2 29. Qxb1 cxb1=Q 30. a7 gxh1=Q 31. a8=Q a3 32. Qxh1 g4 33. h4 g3 34. f4 g2 35. d4 gxh1=Q 36. h5 c4 37. h6 Bg7 38. hxg7 e5 39. d5 e4 40. d6 Kc6 41. f8=Q e3 42. g8=Q e2 43. Kf2 c3 44. f5 c2 45. f6 a2 46. d7 a1=Q 47. d8=Q Qxc1 48. f7 Qca3 49. Qxa3 c1=Q 50. f8=Q e1=Q# 0-1

im bored who wants to play chess with me

femmepathy

um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry

oh i don't mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)

femmepathy

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

who cares if tjis is against the rules..... who am i to stop my horsey from saying hello to yours

This person had a pecuilar dream about a new Form of chess, thoughts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/1m6r77c/had_a_dream_that_the_people_who_made_chess/

We will message John Chess to see if he’ll add this mode to the game, stay tuned for more information.