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⭐please do whatever the fuck you want⭐ good and evil are required for true balance 🤼‍♀️ duality 🎭 help keep tumblr balanced by posting evil 🕳 26yo 🕳

[redpandarascal]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[aphrodite-is-tma]

we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all

I call this one jorkin my peanits

[were--ralph]

its all fun and games until the twink puts his hands on his hips and pops it to the left

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[memorycycle]

id much rather have a flame broiled steak than a bug from the ground

[orc-boar-dyke]

you make me so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad

[memorycycle]

if i saw a bug on the ground i definitely wouldnt eat it

[debas3rr]

what the hell

[memorycycle]

if theres one thing im known for its for not getting really hungry when i see a bug, especially if its from the ground

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

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[were--ralph]

[sacred-portal]

[menschy-deactivated20141216]

Visit Original Link

[kushblazer666]

Death Grips - You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

[sacred-portal]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[wizardshark]

Buddy you're gonna be a bug in a rug when I'm done with you

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[kittysquiddo]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[nannycanes]

Final Fantasy XIV

[arlo-skipp]

Elder Scrolls Online

[sphingidaes]

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.