MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
h

PR's Tumblrdome
will byers stan first human second
todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Origami Around
Show & Tell

JBB: An Artblog!

No title available
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Kaledo Art
đȘŒ

pixel skylines
Today's Document

JVL

Discoholic đȘ©
$LAYYYTER

ç„æ„ / Permanent Vacation

seen from Ukraine
seen from TĂŒrkiye
seen from Chile
seen from United States
seen from Ukraine
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Norway
seen from Sri Lanka

seen from France

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Norway

seen from United States

seen from TĂŒrkiye
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from United States
@and-jess
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.
And this, in one video segment, is why I find heavily policed gendered spaces online deeply abhorrent.
If someone is trying to figure out how they fit in to the big picture, denying them 80% of that picture is cruelty.
i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
noncon friendship
Coworkers
Your friendâs boyfriend
Dahling you simply must read this book! Itâs all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
âbits to use in everyday conversationsâ
reblogging a post that says âdo it scaredâ vs actually doing it scared
wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
WaitâŠ. đł thereâs a way out?
Fuuuuuuck me. Itâs through? And thatâs the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
âThatâs funnyâ said the child âbecause 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. Itâs like the same as math!â
âWhat happens if you add 6+1?â
âSEVENâ
âWhat if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?â <mangos added>
âITâS THE SAME!!â
âOK, whatâs 7-4?â
âThree?â
âWhat if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?â <watermelon removed>
âMama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!â
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is