Breh

I would rather step on a Lego than eat a soft grape.

[sexhaver]

[gahdamnpunk]

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

[ndragoon]

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[lesbiskammerat]

[onlybluetalk]

why are there so many mediocre poets who talk about fruit juice dripping off their hands  like you ever eat a peach over the sink at 6am and wonder “am i a poet now?” but mostly you feel like the adult AND the toddler in a “WHY ARE YOU STICKY” conversation. 

[flagellant]

tag yourself im the mediocre poet

[mrjinx87]

The Orange Idiot says we’re in a war. Time for some wartime propaganda to return! Made by Rob Sheridan.

[sixpenceee]

Comics by James Lecarpentier. His website is goodbearcomics.com

[jackiereblogsthis-deactivated20]

DOES IT FLOAT, FUCKER?!

[gay-irl]

Gay🥺irl

[snufkind]

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

[friendraichu]

h-hot dog water?

[jimhensonreject]

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[pettycentral]

[unknownwardrobee]

[majikmountain]

who is she?

[sho-yoo-blog]

she’s smokin

[alfa-lima-limon]

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

relatable

[memewhore]

[harboretum]

Solidarity

[glyndarling]

*chanting* Selkie! Selkie! Selkie!

[winter-rabbit-2]

This is so cute I’m gonna DIE!

[shingojira]

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

[uglygirlstatus]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[inkthecryptid]

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