This a den of iniquity. I should not be here!

Andrea. New Hampshire. Probably a dragon. 

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[andreaellecee]

Guess I’m reviving this bad boy in the event that twitter shits the bed. 

[crisolyn-uendelig]

Source .

[zomblequeen-deactivated20181123]

It is officially spring because the turkey vulture is back at work and is sitting outside my window trying to make me his vulture bride.

[zomblequeen-deactivated20181123]

[imaginationbully]

LET HIM WOO YOU.

[pebblebugs]

[tieltavern]

Is this a thing turkey vultures do, because my cousin texted me this photo the other day of one in front of his office. Can I tell him that he’s being politely asked to make vulture babies?

[pleatedjeans]

via

[vaspider]

Welp. You have a cat.

[seananmcguire]

Congratulations on your new best friend!

[naamahdarling]

you’re naming him bacon, right?

[doesanyonewannagetout]

Chris Evans and The Losers dir. Sylvain White arm wrestle

[geekyshoelaces]

Chris Evans loses at arm wrestling while being casually heckled by Idris Elba and Jeffrey Dean Morgan

[voidbat]

HALP

[nothingbutthedreams]

Idris Elba laughing is the best part of this.

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

IT’S SUCH A GREAT LAUGH.

[im-not-the-tin-dog]

[itsrabbidseason]

x

[the-love-of-dogs]

[queenskeleton-deactivated202105]

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

[dailyhayleyatwell]

[royalcas]

[geronimo-amelia-blog]

[ouioui-baguette-deactivated2015]

THE CONCERN ON HIS FACE THO

#what really happened to the lost moon of Poosh

[feredir]

I SURE CAN

[sizvideos]

Anna Kendrick Shower Thoughts

Video

[taigastyle-deactivated20210623]

My younger brother got married recently, and this was one of our groomsmen pictures. This perfectly sums up how awesome their wedding was, how awesome they are, and how happy I am for them. I know you all don’t know him,but if I know Tumblr, I think you all can appreciate a cool picture. Rejoice with me.

[ultrazordprotection-deactivated]

That is fantastic.

[streetsofnightcity]

Bow before the metal god of the post-apocalypse world of Mad Max, the Doof Warrior and his massive rock-blaring, ear-splitting, flame-throwing, metal-shredding, taiko-drummer-carrying machine of rock: the Doof Wagon.

The Doof Warrior is played by the Aussie singer/songwriter/actor iOTA, who also happens to be an openly gay man.

I DARE you to be this metal.

[kinomatika]

is this metalocalypse

[teapotsahoy]

Also, in this interview, you learn that he was playing it blind, at 70 mph, while bungee jumping, very likely in a sandstorm.

[wehaveallgotknives]

this is much more metal than metalocalypse

[typette-deactivated20150825]

everything about this film is the heaviest metal there has goddamn it

[iwonderwhoyoureasking]

#and he’s maori

[bakafox]

The more I learn about this scene the more awesome it gets

[patrickat]

This metal is so heavy that scientists have been unable to classify it among the known metals on the periodic table.

[akumakawa]

This movie is so fucking awesome on so many fucking levels.

[angelswatchingover]

My favorite line from that interview is “but was there a concern that a bungee-jumping flame-thrower guitar playing blind mutant in a red onesie riding a car made of amps might be one element too much?” It’s just so awesome that all of that was actually fit into one character.