the real android

for legal reasons, I'm not the real android, but you have a good imagination. She/her. Run by @toasterbug

[android-offical]

Welcome to android Inc. (Not really android). I go by she/her pronouns, and all are welcome even a-spec and contradictory labels

Please send me asks... I'm lonely

[spotify-offical]

Guess who's back

back again

Spotify's back

[android-offical]

U an ex corpo?

I got a bad memory

[spotify-offical]

i don't know what that means sorry

[android-offical]

damn,

Before the officals(TM) were a thing, we used to pretend to be random corporations.

There were a good bit of us

Thats what Walmartoffical used to be

I was the-actual-real-android

There was a spotify that went radio silent (pun intended)

Thought u might be them

[spotify-offical]

Guess who's back

back again

Spotify's back

[android-offical]

U an ex corpo?

I got a bad memory

[joke-explainer-offical]

Hello! I am joke-explainer-offical. I explain jokes, if that was not obvious. Some might call me a "pedant", but I call myself "joke explainer". (It's funny because my username includes "joke-explainer".)

Tags: @sarcasm-offical @gaslight-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical @amnesia-offical @evil-lemonade-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @christian-baby-offical @quesswhochangedtheurlagain @evil-man-offical @feminism-offical @evil-journalism-offical @coke-offical @pepsi-offical

I probably forgot a lot of people, but these are the people I can remember rn

[ravenisherebbg]

Ok wtf is the officalverse??

Edit: HOW THE FUCK DID I GET SO FAMOUS OVER ONE POST 😰

[android-offical]

hi

[printer-offical]

Ooc: I'm bored, picrew chain for officials/officals only I want your ocs or humanizations.

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★短髪～長髪OK★男女不問★10～20代活躍中★アイコン使用も可★TRPGの立ち絵に★ファッション・髪色自由★ピアスOK★オッドアイ可★ランダム不向き↓★個人使用範囲での加工にも対応で安心!★ ＊＊＊ OK ・アイコン、ヘッダー使用 ・創作交流やTRPG関連での使

Mine:

@man-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @goblin-offical @the-pineapple-offical you can do it if you're not in the tags but only officials/officals.

[android-offical]

What i think id look like :3 all tidy and offical but with a little fun in the hair!!

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[mallomia]

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

[decoysender]

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

[trippleacute]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[yellowdaffodils-76]

My grandpa ordered a club sandwich from a pizza place and we laughed till we cried over what they wrote as the label

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[dangerously-human]

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

[hooved]

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aquilacalvitium]

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

BAD night. sleep LOOSE. LET THE BED BUGS DEVOUR YOUR FLESH

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

hey now

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[toasterbug]

iykyk

[king-of-oreo]

When you find a famous tumblr post

[king-of-oreo]

To everyone saying this will a huge post

Boom

It’s slowing down at 1k

[do-not-u-dare]

Hey guess what

MOOTS

[king-of-oreo]

@type-blaze0 HOW MANY

[grandpayaoi]

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

[grandpayaoi]

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

[fifty-fired-fay]

Dear God there's pussy here

[transhuman-priestess]

That’s the other reason you can’t kill yourself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I am currently inside a tumblr post

[asodhjadjasdkjasdkasd]

this

is a reblog

[soberqueerinthewild]

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

[ace-sailor-uranus]

tbh i think this poem is better served with the *whole* picture, don't you?

[lynati]

...Oh yeah.