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dont be weepy sleepy puppy
adults: why do teenagers need anti depressants lmao adults: *get a lil stressed* *abuse their kids*
If you scroll pass this you donât got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.
purina tidy cats lightweight litter causes health problems
Purina tidy cats lightweight litter has caused serious health issues in cats. They include wheezing, bloody nose, bloody urine and respiratory problems. If you are currently using this product, please keep a close eye on your felineâs health. Please consider avoiding purchasing this product if possible as it is not worth the risk.
This isnât the first time a Purina product has been reported to adversely affect pets, we posted earlier this year that Beneful is facing a class action lawsuit for the death of 4,000 dogs.
As parents of furchildren, we need to be more aware of the food and products we give our babies and not be blinded by big budget campaigns and advertisements from giant pet brands. They may claim to have our petsâ best interests at heart but that is not always the case.
Every single one of you, please please reblog this to help inform others.
Actually gonna reblog this to my main blog because this should get more exposure
Be careful, pet owners, this is not a hoax. Some of the Amazon reviews are painful and sickening to read, this stuff is so damaging to pets. Donât buy it, donât let others buy it.
I literally just bought this at the store today. I will promptly return it.
Fair warning, this product is, in my experience, really, really terrible for people who have asthma or any kind of respiratory problems as well.
from the MSDS (material safety data sheet), purina tidy cats lightweight litter shouldnât even be around humans for long periods.Â
it contains perlite which is an industrial insulator. also silica and bentonite, which if fine enough are respiratory hazards.Â
From the MSDS sheet:Â
Dust may be irritating to skin, eyes and nasal passages.Â
Maintaining occupation exposures to dust to levels less than the occupational exposure levels are recommended to minimize the potential for silicosis, respiratory tract, eyes and skin irritation.Â
Health Hazard â CarcinogenicityÂ
Inhalation: Short Term: Dust may irritate the nasal passages. Long Term: Breathing small particles can be hazardous to lungs. This product contains crystalline silica in extremely small amounts. Crystalline silica in high concentrations can cause lung disease.
Even the MSDS sheet says you need to be in a well ventilated area and minimize exposure if using. That alone is a red flag.Â
Signal boosting because holy crap. We used that for years at my folksâ house back when we had cats, and my mom has asthma, as do my bro and I. YIKES.
@zooophagous @why-animals-do-the-thing signal boosting please?
4 months, bruh. Iâm counting.
That is literally what the amount I need
I am pretty sure that most of the adults who told me wiki is a terrible source, now use viral facebook posts for most of their ânews sources".
i had a dream about fucking⌠vampire discourse on tumblr like;
âreminder that blood sucker is a slurâ
âvamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life youâre not part of the vamp communityâÂ
âsupport vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human bloodâ
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
âIf you only have two legs youâre human-passing and donât belong in the fantasy communityâ
âWhat about satyrs?â
âYou can wear shoesâ
âJust a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture youâre a piece of shitâ
âActually we donât mind because a lot of our culture comes from humansâ
âShapeshifters arenât valid because they can be human if they wantâ
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils arenât REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY đFAIRIES đCAN đMAKE đFAIRY đRINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form theyâre in. We donât stop being werewolves when weâre in human form, we donât stop being werewolves when weâre in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, Iâve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. Â I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. Â If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Â Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that âghostâ is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if youâre semicorporeal youâre a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies âneedâ to eat brains
some zombies canât eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies canât digest them
some zombies just donât like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT đ HOARD đ ITEMS đ UNLESS đ YOU đ A đ DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LETđSHIFTERSđINTOđTHEđCOMMUNITYđđđđ THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!đđđđđđđ
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONTđWEARđFLOWERđCROWNSđUNLESSđYOUđAREđAđWOODLANDđCREATURE
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
Clear as day. #VoteBlue
at this point hillary clinton is literally the most transparent candidate to ever run for president.Â
But, yes, of course, continue to claim theyâre both the sameâŚ
How long does someone have to be dead before itâs considered archeology instead of grave robbing?
as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION
answer the question grave robber
Considering there are poc all over the world demanding that museums return artifacts that were stolen from Graves I think grave robber is an appropriate title
My archaeology professor during my first stint at university said he considered most of his colleagues to be grave robbers because they werenât acting with the approval or consent of peoples whoâs ancestors or ancestral societies were being dug up.
He told us grave robbers dig up bodies and artifacts, catalogue and ship them off to museums for white consumption. Archaeologists though, they work with traditional owners and descendants to record and restore histories, with all finds being treated with the proper respect and final say over what happens to them being up to the traditional owners and descendants of the people whoâs societies are being investigated.
I mean obviously thatâs not the actual distinction, but it is an important and I feel accurate social one at least.
Well damn
reasons thomas sanders is better than ur fave:
his pranks are harmless and funny
he adds LGBT themes in his vines without making them the punchline
he puts his pronouns in his description, despite being cis, to normalize asking for peopleâs pronouns so people stop assuming gender
heâs hilarious
heâs the only white boy to come from vine that isnât a complete asshole
heâs super nice to fans
heâs as nice irl as he seems
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
âIâm getting back in line.â
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplaceâs self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
@billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*âŚthere
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Blessing rain on thy
Aye Pat, can I call you pat? You bless me with some bread and we can go jelly fishing in all the spots you want to
Hook me up mr star
Tomorrow is payday, so itâll happen regardless.
And I found five dollars in the pocket of my sweatshirt. Ha. Thatâs funny.
This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weirdÂ
women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger. I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym. Terrifying.
when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wiselyâŚ
The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.
jsvshshshhshshsshshs
A piece of the abundance of graffiti on the walls of my favourite place.
âroses are red, gender is performative, mass market romance is heteronormativeâ
âwish you were queerâ
found in Newcastle, England
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
when youâre as desperate as i am youâll do anything, including reblogging money cats.
I reblogged a money cat once, it worked.
⢠Use the hand you write with.
⢠Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If itâs tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
⢠Donât be like in the moviesâdonât aim for the face. Face punches donât usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., youâre being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
⢠When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if youâre on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
Useful information, esp. if you havenât taken self defense.
I reblogged this once before to add this and Iâll do it againâŚ
keep your wrist straight.
You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend. Â I actually canât believe this isnât in there.
Other good pointers:
if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if heâs wearing loose pants. Thereâs no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP
punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - youâre punching your bones into their bones and ow). If youâre going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.
see that meaty portion highlighted in red? Thereâs a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though Iâve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but Iâve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards
other delicate areas:Â
the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if youâre being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, heâll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)
the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless youâre super strong, your punch probably wonât wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)
Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.
the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)
the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. Itâs all cartilage so it probably wonât hurt you all that much and most people will be like âDUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELLâ)
the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attackerâs back to face you, try to hitâem in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You canât really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)
if youâre held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isnât pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit
-Also, remember that a guyâs junk is not an off-button. Donât think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesnât drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.
-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attackerâs vision, itâs also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.
-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch.Â
-Yelling and shouting makes you scary.Â
Nothing much to add to this, itâs pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, itâs really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - donât punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.
Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up
Also if you fuck up their face itâll be easier for police to identify the attacker.
If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.
When throwing a punch:
reblog to save a fuckin life
Straight men who infantilize womenâs friendships have no fucking survival instinct. Like my uncle is always making fun of and rolling his eyes at my auntâs friend lunches and telephone dates with her lady friends, teasing her like sheâs a gossipy teenage girl in high school drama. And my aunt just laughs about it but I know for a fact that if it wasnât for her best friend K, she would have probably set him on fire by now.Â
Like straight men are capable of maybe a quarter of the indepth emotional labor and support women do for each other. Like men can literally have one friend named Bob that they go fishing with once a year and still be content for life. Then they think itâs cute and girlish that their wives have these long term, integrated, emotionally intense relationships with women but likeâŚLOL, itâs not because men donât need those kinds of relationships, itâs just that they get it all from their wives while offering peanuts in return. PEANUTS.
Like if your woman is on the phone for 2 hours with her friend and you think thatâs childish of her, just know that she spent half of that time getting the support that you should be giving her (but are incapable of) and the rest lamenting what a giant fucking baby manchild you are.