[andyetimhere]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Brain: hello trama my old friendsssss

[andyetimhere]

Lol I love how I can be fine one second and the next I'm ready to fucking rip a persons head off. So much fun. Love testing how far I can stretch before I break.

[socialistsephardi]

Italy Prepares to Round Up Sinti and Roma

Evoking memories of the Holocaust, when so-called "Gypsies" were targeted, Deputy Prime Minister Matteo Salvini uses his authority to call for demolition of settlements of Sinti and Roma minorities in Italy, and rounding up those who do not carry Italian identification papers for mass deportation

Hey if you’re Romani or you know anyone Romani in Italy, get yourself and whoever you know out as fast as possible. Italy is preparing to commit mass genocide.

[meangirlnurse]

7/19/2019

[hpstuffs]

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us– we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

[westbrookwestbooks]

So, I have to say something. 

This is my favorite post on this website. 

I’ve seen this post in screenshots before, and the first time I read it, I cried. Just sat there with tears running down my face. 

Because this, right here, is the best of us, we humans. That we hope, and dream of the stars, and we don’t want to be alone. That this is the best of our technology, not Terminators and Skynet, but our friends, our companions, our legacy. Our message to the stars. 

I’m flat out delighted, and maybe even a little honored, that I get to reblog this.

[drgaellon]

“they called us discovery”

[otherwindow]

[ask-dokiswap]

@ the blog i just followed

it’s for researched

[the-truth-behind-redacted]

Nothing wrong here. Move on people, it’s like water being wet.

[ask-dokiswap]

water can not be wet.

[the-truth-behind-redacted]

Oh, so we’re getting literal huh? Well, in that case then nothing can be wet because the atomic polar forces push atoms away from each other so that they’re never really touching. 

[ask-dokiswap]

i mean you’re not wrong, but what about cloths that absorb liquid and thus gain the adjective wet?

[the-truth-behind-redacted]

It’s all perceptual. And what exactly makes it so that something need to have been in contact with liquid to be wet? Water vapor is the same thing so why being a room of water vapor with the very same cloth is it not considered wet nor you? 

[ask-dokiswap]

everybody, welcome to philosophy, the thing i do every night

Also i’d consider water vapor to be sticky, but why do i consider it sticky? Because i’m technically wet but not wet? h?

[ithelpstodream]

[legitimatelala]

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING THANK YOU

[jsup]

What quote has transcended fallout: new Vegas (2010)?

PROBABLY that one

[catsi]

i fucking love how they’re attributed to ‘joshua graham’ as if that’s some sort of motivational speaker or beleaguered actor and not a dude in a video game shuffling guns around ad infinitum

[valtharr]

Reminder that Fallout New Vegas also featured a character with the poetic name “Rose of Sharon Cassidy”, who said: “Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”

[heronemau5]

[paper-mario-wiki]

and the best part was that the fire “around” him was real fire, not a metaphorical fire.

he was quite literally set on fire and pushed off of a cliff.

[shitpost-senpai]

it’s not even the best Joshua Graham quote

[derpomatic]

Writing in a Fallout game. Been a mighty long time.

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i just discovered the futch scale and

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, flirting with a woman: so are you more of a musket or a labrys

[layla1122]

And bisexuals have dozens of weapons from all over the scale

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pansexuals have an armory 

[layla1122]

Gay men have a castle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

lgbtqa+ unity means living together in a castle stocked with increasingly complicated weaponry.

[qasian-tech-support]

Asexuals also get dragons to help defend theirs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

aces protect the castle 

[lancecannon]

I know I don’t fit in this community but I like helping.

Gothic castle in Connecticut is for sale check it out.

http://www.businessinsider.com/inside-a-custom-built-gothic-castle-in-connecticut-2015-10

It comes with a moat.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it

it’s brand new. some asshat literally started building a castle in the 2000s.

calling all queer mutuals we’re gonna assemble $45 million and live queerplatonically in a castle let’s go

[tiltingatwindmills]

cool but one problem: we’re gay and we as gays have no money

[cathedralofmemes]

reblog if you’re gay and have no money

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we storm the castle at dawn

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shit you’re right i forgot how gay we are

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

none of us are getting up before noon

[princessbelix-deactivated201808]

WE STORM AT 3:30

[theinvisiblespoon]

READY THE CANNONS

[cryptidcanada-deactivated201911]

FLUID SOLIDARITY IS HURRIEDLY RUSHING DIFFERENT WEAPONS BACK AND FORTH

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you fool fluid solidarity is wielding two (2) blades

[tarnished-silver-muse]

I read @tiltingatwindmills comment as “we’re gay and as gays have no mercy and just nodded thinking that yeah, that could be a problem. We’d be quite unstoppable.

And then saw the next comment and only then realized I’d misread money as mercy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m in actual tears right now holy fuck

we’re gay and as gays have no mercy

[mechhound]

WE STORM THE CASTLE

[factsinallcaps]

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

[pbnjulie]

I wonder who was of which opinion

[factsinallcaps]

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

[gurrenprime]

I wonder who won.

[factsinallcaps]

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

[morethanonepage]

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

[wickedwitchshaming]

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

[factsinallcaps]

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

[enarien]

when I become world known celebrity i’ll publicly announce my ships like….

“so yeah guys I would love to read this rare pair time travel fix it no one dies slow burn hurt/comfort 100k+ fanfic but there’s none on AO3… could you…”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[adora-korra]

Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[andyetimhere]

So yesterday one of my friends asked me about my eating disorder out of nowhere. In front of another friend who was unaware I had an eating disorder. And then she brought it up again later that night? I'm not really sure why but I'd rather she hadn't cause now I feel fat and disgusting. I'm trying to get better. Why bring it up. Just. Why.

[imposterogers]

man do I love steve rogers but I also feel bad for t’challa and shuri and basically all of wakanda… this white dude moping around/visiting off and on for months… imagine the sad keanu meme, but w steve. whenever someone asks if he’s ok he smiles and says he’s fine but he looks like he’s about to burst out crying. hanging around the lab and asking over and over if ‘buckys done yet’. whenever he’s not in wakanda texting t’challa on the hour for updates. t’challa calling sam for advice ‘I definitely have more important things to be dealing with rn but the captain has been staring at a bag of chips for an hour now” “he does that”