A New Version Of Me

I'm all kinds of fucked up.

[wizardpepsi]

[wizardpepsi]

[dragongirltitties]

so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *dun dun*

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith lol

[wapwani]

Jake: Amy kissed me!!

Terry: [gasps] No!

Charles: [squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Jake: It’s unbelievable.

Terry: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Charles: Okay okay, we wanna hear everything. Terry, get the wine and unplug the phone. Jake, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Jake: Oh it ended verrrry well.

Terry: [rushing over with wine glasses] Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Charles: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Jake: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Charles and Terry: [squealing] Awwwwww!!!

(Scene changes to Amy, Gina, and Rosa casually eating pizza around the table)

Amy: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Rosa: Tongue?

Amy: Yeah.

Rosa: Cool.

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna i cant remember if you watch b99 but i know you know where the dialogue came from

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith I do not but I have read or seen this scene before. And it’s hilarious.

[rachandroll]

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

[furiessong]

!!!!!!!

[lesbiantenets]

Sometimes Tumblr is a force for good. :’)

[man-inthe-suit]

the above update was from 4/18/18, if anyone is curious! keep supporting Common Language, my dudes 👌🏼

[fandomsandfeminism]

This is so sweet

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith

[heleneofthenorth-blog]

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

Legit laughing out loud

[darlinghogwarts]

what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix

[solstilla]

Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see

[space-snake]

Good pink vs Bad pink

[emmysmusings]

“You can produce a full patronus?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

Omfg yes please

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith 😂😂😂

[daddypadackles]

ANGEL REWATCH - one gifset per episode └2.17 - Disharmony  

[phantomfaith]

Definitely my favorite interaction between cordelia and willow @anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith mine too lol

[alwaysbewoke]

purest moment in tv history….

[okayysophia]

😢❤️

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

😁😁😁

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith omg I love that rip uncle Phil!

[forbidden-horror]

Now this is how you do a special edition!

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith fuck yes

[catsofinstagram]

[lperezidente]

He makin biscuits

[antiandrogen]

he is biscuits

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna look its Ditto!

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith that really looks like Him, just this ones fur is a bit poofy

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith

[anewversionofdayna]

@phantomfaith

[nudityandnerdery]

PSA

As we approach Halloween, remember:

If you find a random old book lying around in an old abandoned building, do NOT just decide to read the Latin incantations out loud.

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[anewversionofdayna]

Boom baby!

[souryellows]

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

[kittyperson]

is that one merman wearing jeans

[merelei]

means (mermaid jeans)

[ancnome]

A JERMAID

[thejemeofficial]

Merry jhristmas

[therealmnemo]

@more-aoe

[jagyularr]

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

[alkonoststorm]

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

[kintatsujo]

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

[mpuzzlegirl]

@tragicblueblood

[aredblush]

@pale-silver-comb

[kikkerje]

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one - queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

[vampire-crimson]

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

[ferbtv]

my mom got a doctor one once for the gift swap she does with her friends. he was holding a lollipop and I feel like his name was a pun.

[daughterofscotland]

I saw those in the eternal christmas store in Montreal :D

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

The stuff I don’t know I need until I see it

[royalarmyofoz]

requested by @worldfallsdown

the last man on earth: tandy + his dino costume

[phantomfaith]

@anewversionofdayna

[anewversionofdayna]

Bahaha yes