Didn'tknowjohnwaynewalkedlikethat.

[bowieinmotion-blog]

Diamond Dogs TV advertising (1974)

[catasters]

[david-bowie-flowers]

(1973)

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[yeswecancan]

[mischievousdog]

Recent work in progress

[hoke53]

Your going to need a bigger boat...

[instructor144]

The horror .... the horror ....

[romantic-n-naughtysoul]

“I'm just a sweet transvestite”

[greyhairedcanuck]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[geographically-challenged-deact]

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

[kel266-deactivated20210107]

"I'm your huckleberry"

[wingedmakerfury]

I’ll be back

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

“You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!”

[yeahiwasintheshit]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[adulthoodisokay]

“I love dogs, I’ve always loved dogs.”

[texnessa]

Inconceivable. 

[suitep]

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

[animal--grace]

“Be afraid, be very afraid.”

[cryptid-stimming]

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[hopeysl-deactivated20201028]

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

[reasonablywittyatbest]

Calcifer’s cousin

[upschittcreek]

[cutecornflakes]

Adopt him

[parakeet]

kitchen nightmares is such a funny show cus these ppl are like we NEED gordon ramsay to save our business and hes like the issue is the foods bad and theyre like how fucking dare you come into my house and insult me you’re an idiot and you don’t know anything and i’m going to kill you

[shitpostempire]

[theirfuneral]

me when i sense the slightest change of tone in someone’s voice

[mysharona1987]

[animal--grace]

Same. I made an appointment to get my teeth checked and had to cancel cause I forgot I don't have dental.

[infunitehearbeat]

[dndeactivated]

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

[dndeactivated]

my puppy is a grown man and it is time to clarify the video:

- I taught him to do this

- it is his favourite trick

- he does not know and has never been taught how to shake a paw (eternally upsetting to local Petsmart cashiers)

[hip-po-ster]

[happifying-things]