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yaayy kitty for my friend
you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?
when sunbeams do this.
that is all.
stretchh
For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision
i think a lot of people are unhappy because they thing happiness is something that people find or consume rather than something they have to be an active participant in
a lot of being happy/feeling better is just like. not doomscrolling and making yourself miserable. communicating directly with people who have hurt you to prevent further misunderstandings rather than staying silent and growing resentful. dont jump into arguements with randos. assume good intentions in others and act (albeit cautiously) as though thats true.
its not easy, but it feels better. its like brushing your teeth, youll be happy you did it and regret it if you dont.
Holy shit this
I have so much to say here but can't rn, but OP please know that this articulated something better than I ever could
more work in progress updates
It’s true, I gain xp every time you cum and think of me
"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.
op what’s up with the evil duke or maybe dragon is the princess gonna be ok??
look ALL i know is that the princess asked me to cover for her while she escaped with the handsome rogue (who bares a striking resemblance to the lost prince of our neighboring kingdom, but i digress) and now the duke (my lady's betrothed) has put out a bounty for a band of misfits traversing the country slaying beasts and the like, but that's LITERALLY none of my business, on account of i have to mend the hem on all these dresses
….yeah probably
look i would NEVER speak ill of Duke Drakonen or his trusted advisor, some kind of nasty imp thing named Slitherspit. he's always been VERY polite to me and NOT in a creepy way.
@memeuplift
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this leaves out the most crucial tip you'll ever need:
-site:pinterest.*
excludes the entirety of pinterest's evil domainverse from image search
Reblogging for the Pinterest addition
I think you mean “reblog for the pinterest subtraction”
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
World heritage post
this is entrapment
two equally delightful paths here:
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year
everyone lost
#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying
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losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^
Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media
So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!