Existence is a Mistake

I often become fixated on a single thing for anywhere from a week to months on end. Expect to see a lot of that thing when that happens. Other than that, enjoy random bursts of just about anything.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[stevolteon]

8/10 also!

[rakiah]

Tangled Pomefiore 🏹👑🍎

[yaoyaobae]

Yeah!!

[wisteriastarr]

He acts like he doesn’t eat and half of the food goes to his endless stomach 😒

[moldypotatochipinthecupboard]

my stupid fat son that i love

[terroroforest]

yo so like. what happened. There's an event with all my favorite characters and for some reason the fandom thinks it's bad?? because this is not idia shroud?? naughhh? i hope u all will find peace

I love silly asymmetrical designs, and it makes me laugh that all of them have their volume shifted towards the legs except Silver's.

[mokaisntathome]

Cat: Meow.

Jade: So it was just a dog.

Silver: That's a cat.

[papayafromtv]

the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter au’s is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively ‘making fun’ of their dead brother by interacting with a ‘jason todd parody account’, and the kids don’t even try to defend themselves like ‘he’s dead idgaf’ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like ‘i died just to get away from you’ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and he’s like ‘the kids are interacting with a what now’ and when he’s shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like ‘we all grieve in different ways,’ and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone ‘does jason not follow me on twitter-!?’ and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that it’s not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isn’t following him on social media

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

I personally want an AU where Bruce says-- After being caught around Jason/ Jason crashing galas or whatever-- that he pays an actor to play his dead son to cope. Because rich people are crazy like that.

This results in Jason having a handy excuse to crash more galas, show up at Damian's school / pick him up from school, interrupt Tim's W.E. meetings, and other fun, family friendly activities!

In other words, someone write a fic.

[toastyroastyy]

[saintforan]

toxic yuri...

[miowhy]

Mizi a girl behind you

[obnimonster]

funny headcannon

[anhniedraw]

Laughing like he isn’t gonna get collared tomorrow

Inspired by the fact he will laugh if you failed the twisttune.

[thefox-i]

CAN THE HOUSEWARDENS PICK UP THEIR VICE HOUSEWARDENS?

Honestly I just wanted to draw the housewardens being silly, sue me.

Sadly all of these are 100% canon :/ yeah the creator actually contacted me and said this is exactly how the characters act so...

Also Malleuses hatching instincts kicked in for a second here

Also I may or may not have finally drawn the vice housewardens as animals :3

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[pity-flxwer]

Wdym this is basically the group chosen for the new event...

Kalim and Silver cards look like SSR's, Jade a SR and Rook might be an R card

So I think it's a lost in the book event(?) And we might get two more SR and R cards...

But for now, the revealed group is so funny to me lol

(Sneak peek of the cards bellow, they were posted on Twitter!)

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[lordichamo]

happy father's day book 7 made me cry

[anhniedraw]

Designed a glorious masquerade outfit for Yuuki!! I like how it turned out.

Ramshackle the musketeers ever