ROP Characters + Social Media
Woodsy barefoot elf-maiden aesthetic completely at odds with her actual personality
Married. Absolutely nothing about her instagram suggests this
"Galadriel is typing" for ten minutes and then she just says "K."
Says she has no time for drama. Promptly starts drama
Wrote Halbrand's Wikipedia page
174828483827472 tabs open at all times
Changes username every five minutes. Tends towards cutesy relationship cringe in the vein of @melkors_little_princess / @favouriteofmorgoth / etc
Invented the art of having your mental breakdown publicly online
Starts fights in DMs and then sics Melkor on them when he gets his feelings hurt
Horny on main and shamelessly subjecting everyone around him to his kinks
Desperate for attention and willing to do anything to get it
Dark, blood-and-daggers aesthetic
Has receipts for everything
Favourite snapchat filter is the red devil one with the little horns
In his Leave Me Alone era
Never captions his pictures
Vaguely southern-states aesthetic - horses, cows, pickup trucks, fields of corn, his forge, plaid. This is unintentional that's just what he's into
Lots of really pretty Galadriel candids
Occasional speed-forging videos
Has like four friends total, likes it that way
Has absolutely no online presence prior to like a year ago
Favourite snapchat filter is the dog, only Gal gets to see those
Makes mental health posts about his 'healing journey' in between his 847 daily mental breakdowns
Constantly vagueposting, hates being called out on it
On his third deadname and counting
Felt Cute Might Delete Later selfies promptly deleted if they don't get enough likes
Back to fishing for attention, will post ass for one (1) compliment
Favourite snapchat filters are the flower crown ones
Lowkey stalking Celebrimbor, impeccable timing with the "where are you" "who is narvi" "pick up your phone" texts
Has googled therapists in his area 47 times and called precisely none of them
Does numbers on scottish twitter
Endearing dynamic with only-ever-heard-offscreen wife
Aggressive about not putting his kids' faces online
Has a Minecraft world with Elrond that beggars belief
Sent Disa the cringiest "funny" opening message on a dating site and has now been married 25 years
Lovingly curated LinkedIn page with professional headshot
Totally anonymous twitter account devoted to venting about his job and dragging Galadriel for her taste in men
Has so many people listed as family on Facebook and he is not related to like, half of them
Devotedly tracks the number of likes on his celebrity Facebook page. Devotedly tracks the number of likes on Fëanor's. Compares.
Has accidentally gone live so many times y'all
Instagram page for his forge mouse
Posts a lot of pictures of Eregion
Ends his captions with ellipses...
Thinks LOL means lots of love
Becomes irrationally worried about accidentally tapping one of Annatar's nudes whenever he chooses photos to post. There are just so many of them
Identifies rocks and ores on a reddit sub for fun
That one professor who links to a zlib file of his course textbook like oh nooo...apprentices dont download the book from here okay...not only is it quick and easy its also free...
Links to a lot of academic articles and provides absolutely no context