the cat-lady´s blog

hi, i love cats and anime/manga. and that will properly bee 90 % of the posts. i hope you'll enjoy it. 

[swordscomic]

Dragons in the Swords universe

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

[fireladyazula]

#a badass

[down-sizing-redux]

Never forget the time Toph Beifong was the first person ever to bend a material previously believed to be unbendable and she did it out of pure spite.

[carolinskyy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[hashtagloveloses]

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

[nyanbinyuri]

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

[puffinken-deactivated20190814]

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[housered]

Eowyn:

Arwen:

[frenchroasted]

Merry:

[bethanyactually]

Pippin:

[endreal]

So basically, LotR

Except it takes place in Florida

[fullmetalalchemist-brotherhood]

Hiromu Arakawa FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

THESE TIDDIES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS.

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[catchymemes]

[bazoozle-deactivated20210714]

GOLF WITHOUT LIMITS

[iitsnotivett]

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

[omgkatsudonplease]

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

[megustamemes]

[kitty]

[conorthebarbarian-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[mjwatson]

are u a friends to lovers or enemies to lovers shipper? are you a slow burn or a fast paced shipper? are u a THEY-CAN-ONLY-BE-WITH-EACH-OTHER or a SHIP-THEM-WITH-ALL-THE-PEOPLE shipper?

[unpretty]

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

[thebibliosphere]

Me, looking at my new blue and red cooking pans in the kitchen: Nice

Impulsive disaster bisexual brain: If you get that one purple dish we saw…

Me: no

Disaster brain: and that yellow saucepan we liked…

Me: please stop

Disaster brain: OH AND THE GREEN ONE

Me: we can’t affor—

Disaster Brain chanting: Gay Kitchen Aesthetic™ Gay Kitchen Aesthetic™ Gay Kitchen Aesthetic™

[tealdearest]

If I’m being entirely honest, this is more or less the exact thought process I have every time I walk past the Fiesta Ware section at the mall

[thebibliosphere]

“walk past” what kind of inhuman will power do you have that you don’t stop and paw all the brightly colored Fiesta Ware dishes at the mall.

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Hang on what was number five?

[xxjazzzy]

Please tell me that’s a real episode and send a link to a clip