Highly Flexible Twunk

Anonymous | they/them | Technically a young adult but hasn't matured emotionally past 16 on a good day. Probably. | Feel free to send in asks | This blog will be full of the random shit and rants that come across my brain that I'm afraid no one would care about and/or it would be too negative/toxic to talk about constantly because I am not in a good place right now and need somewhere to scream into the void. Don't worry, there will be some funnies intermixed too, but like, don't expect too much from me por favor. Feel free to join me in screaming into the void. Also, prolonged exposure to my blog is highly unrecommened. My brain is not the best place to hang out.

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

I made another blog yesterday that's going to have most of my positive stuff and just... not vent heavy stuff on it, so if y'all want to follow me there, send me a DM and I'll let you know what my username is. (I'm not linking it because I'm not anonymous there, and I have people I know irl following me.) If some of you get a random follow in the next couple of minutes, that's probably me! Please don't use my name when referring to anything to do with blog. I still want to keep this one anonymous. Thanks!

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

Can some please tell me how to let go of feelings and things? I genuinely don't understand how to do this or what this even consists of, and I'm so so tired of people telling me I need to learn how to let go and frustrated with myself for not knowing what that's supposed to mean. If I feel my feelings, I'm not letting go, but if I don't feel them, I'm ignoring and repressing them. What am I supposed to do??? What am I doing wrong???

Please, someone explain this to me. Please

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[squided]

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

[emile8]

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

[nicthefanboy]

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

[ladywordfighter]

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

[xxleondraxx]

Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:

And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:

These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.

So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.

[randomslasher]

To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!

[sea-anon]

This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself

[smooththegoofyshark]

6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in

[heathersobsessers-deactivated20]

Guys, you’re beautiful or handsome, whichever you prefer no matter how you look and I’m so sorry that anyone ever told you or made you think that you weren’t.

[space-breeze]

I love this post so much! cause like, My dad looks kinda fat, and so does my grandpa but they’re all muscle! You don’t have to have abs to be strong!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Male body positivity

[pleasantly-weird-devil]

I see lots of things about mem that look fat but have muscles, which is great and important to realise yes

BUT

even if you’re a boy/man and you’re chubby or fat you’re still beautiful and valid!

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Being chunky is okay

[thehugwizard]

And a shout out to guys like myself who are quite skinny too

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

Yes! Shout to boys/masc peeps of all body types! You are beautiful and handsome just the way you are!!

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

Pretty boi hours! (I also posted this pic on my other account lol)

[purpledragonfollower]

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[purpledragonfollower]

Holy shit what

[dzamie]

what how did you do that

[purpledragonfollower]

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

[koth-harvest-final]

[tumblr] what the hell

[yippeeemonster]

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[mazikeen-maws-deactivated202103]

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[aetherealpup]

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oh holy shit

[a-ghostlight-for-roman]

[tumblr] why???

[stxrdust-reblogs]

[tumblr] ????

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

[tumblr] WOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOHDSJSJJSNSNSJSHSJSJSJSJWJ

It’s only with the word lmaooooooooo

[jackabitches]

[Tumblr]

Did it work

[draculas-fem-aro-husbando]

[Tumblr]

And I don’t think it worked @crisisbruno

[soliddaddy96]

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dang okay

[jackabitches]

No spaces or capitalization

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IT FUCKING WORKED, LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@artist-mom-friendo

[euphoria122921]

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WTF TUMBLR IS STRANGE

[that1nerdgirl]

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WHOA

[hey-i-like-writing]

[tumblr] AAAA IT WORKS

[mylifeontheline]

just wanna test this…

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[official-lucifers-child]

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?

[skythealmighty]

[tumblr] you asshole

[brokentoys-co-deactivated202411]

Come on [tumblr]

[xoxolosergirl]

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[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

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[acesophiewalten]

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OH SHIT

[ohbrightnewday]

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[a-rose-remembered-deactivated20]

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[its-totes-gods-will]

[tumblr] AAAAA

[dxntloseurhead]

[tumblr] YO THIS IS SO COOL WHAT THE FUUUUCK

[highkey-lowkey-as-hell]

[tumblr]

why not, i’m bored

[7thedisasterdyke]

let’s see shall we

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[that-odd-puzzle-piece]

[tumblr] fuck @namelesshuman13

[namelesshuman13]

I legit sent you this you idiot.

[that-odd-puzzle-piece]

You did? It’s so cool!!

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[anonymous-pretzel-3]

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[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis describe your past life

[marigoldwitch]

Growing up my parents taught me that if you’re too sick to [insert responsibility here] then you’re too sick to [insert something that makes you happy here].

It took me a really long time to unlearn this. When I would get sick or have a “bad day” I would deprive myself of anything that made me happy. Watching movies, eating something I enjoyed, going for a walk, playing video games or just browsing online looking at funny cat videos. I wouldn’t let myself do these things because I was always told that if I’m too sick to go to work, or do homework, or go to school then I must be too sick to play Mortal Kombat or watch Unsolved Mysteries lol.

Whenever I wouldn’t feel good, which I later learned as an adult was due to sleep deprivation caused by my ADHD and depression (and of course the depression itself would cause me to feel like shit), my parents would tell me “if you’re not throwing up, then you’re not sick.” And when I would stay home from school (or even work in my later teen years) my parents would make sure that I didn’t have any “fun.” No TV, no movies, no games, no going outside, no arts and crafts, no books, no nothing. Just lay in bed and feel miserable.

I’m happy to say that I no longer do this to myself. Now when I’m having a bad day or I’m sick (cold, flu or whatever) I allow myself to do the things (within reason lol) that I actually love doing. If I’m not too sick to step outside for a few minutes then I’ll go for a walk. I’ll watch my favorite movies and if it’s a bad day or a cold (something that doesn’t hinder my appetite too much) I’ll eat my favorite foods. I don’t guilt trip myself anymore for having a “sick day.”

Just because you’re sick (whether physically, emotionally or mentally) doesn’t mean that you can’t do things you enjoy. You’re not any less sick because you watch TV. You’re not any less sick because you’re playing video games. 

Actually you SHOULD be doing these things when you’re not feeling good because they make you feel better. The better you feel, the faster your heal. 

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

Thank you! I needed to read this.

[sun-flowers-sam-deactivated2019]

oh. oH. OH. I needed this omfg

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

Oh shit

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

TMI Alert

Another great thing about living away from my family: I can buy and wear whatever clothes I want!

Long socks? Heck yeah!

Men's pants? They actually fit! Suck it mom!

Men's boxer briefs? They comfy!

New cute rainbow skirt and men's underwear?? You'll never know, but so nice 👌🏽

Catch me being confident enough to walk around the apartment with just a sports bra and pants on!

Watch me be wild and sleep with just my underwear and sports bra because they literally shorts and so gender affirming!

(Actually, don't. Why are you sneaking into my room to watch me sleep anyway? Creep 🙃)

Me with my men's clothes and 2 skirts that I'm slowly starting to replace my wardrobe with? I'm A Real Boy Now^TM

[glumshoe]

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

[glumshoe]

one time I watched a raccoon pull up plastic tent stakes at a campground and just walk away, content with causing mischief

another time at camp I woke up to find a raccoon had grabbed the yarn that connected the string telephones my neighbor and I had strung up between our cabin windows and was just yanking on it… I grabbed one end and ended up in a tug-of-war over the string phone while this beefy raccoon pulled and pulled, hand over hand, making direct eye contact with me

and sometimes they’d sneak into cabins and just…. touch people while they slept

why!!! who said you could act like this!!!

[mrbiglong3000]

god gave them hands but not shame

[anonymous-pretzel-3]

It's a lovely morning in the camp ground and you are a horrible raccoon

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

we need sluttier music…..

[writingace21]

sea shanties are right there

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[luke-is-gay2]

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

i made one

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

For those that need to hear it:

It’s only manipulation when it’s intentional/premeditated. Otherwise it’s just your words having an influence on someone, i.e. The Concept Of Human Interaction.

Sometimes that influence is good, sometimes bad. But never malicious.

Being conscious of whether your words have a positive or negative impact is a noble endeavor, but you’ll never be a piece of shit unless you’re trying to.

[dragonindigo245]

Oh thank god

[iamliteraltrash1]

You have no idea how happy this made me

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[rannulfr]

This cat looks like it was drawn by Tracy J. Butler (@lackadaisycats )

[lackadaisycats]

this cat should offer acting lessons