yo. what up?

18 | Australian

[daddies-boyy]

when he texts u first

[surprisebitch]

she deserves an Oscar.. look at that dedication

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Me

[zackisontumblr]

[shefalo-deactivated20150722]

[lloydtheabstrac]

[sunfortune]

*goes to school* im doing this for you nicki

[fredersen]

[peachfuzz-jpg]

[algaecomplex]

I wait all year to be able to reblog this

[nbhcannibal]

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

Marry him.

[bifrostiron]

did did you read the post

[tsartorial-deactivated20131204]

[soylentvanilla]

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

[littlemorethananerd]

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

[thestateofyourheart-deactivated]

[dinzwaz-deactivated20150402]

Russell Brand calls out Fox News

LMFAO I love Russell Brand

[kittiezandtittiez]

[bagajr]

That is a perfectly legitimate answer. Literally nothing implied that you couldn’t use x=7. In fact, it was practically ENCOURAGED by the fact that it said you can make it as simple as you want.

[je-tres-cool]

I WOULD LITERALLY GIVE TOP MARKS TO THIS PERSON

[assheol]

the most beautiful piece of meat is bacon dont try to tell me otherwise

[needsyous]

i thought it was my daddy’s cock ヽ(^◇^*)/

[assheol]

[jupitermami]

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

[somesleeze-deactivated20151013]

It’s called creating jobs

[fwizard]

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

[fortooate]

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

[archiveofaswan]

[muusudgoi]

[versaceslut]

gagas dog is out of control!!

[ky-jenners]

[labias]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOjhfdlkasghslkdfgsf

[apimeleki]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHFUCK

[blackflowermagician]

This was such a fucking drag I can’t right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *screeches myself into another dimension*

[jmmiy]

I’m secondhand embarrassed for her