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claire // 28 // she/her

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[comeupmachine]

i love listening to the same 6 artists over and over. #music #mymusic

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[7dmom]

wjere do you live? 1 kill yourself avenue?

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[lollytea]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

[oliviawhen]

Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[valtsv]

Do you think Stratt arrangedin advance to give Grace an appendectomy just in case, like how they do to people who go to Arctic

idk why i keep getting asks about the project hail mary characters like i know them personally, but i have several answers for this one:

realistic but boring: grace was already appendix-free before stratt recruited him, because appendicitis just seems like the kind of thing that would happen to him

also realistic but more compelling, especially if you're a certain kind of sicko: yeah she yoinked that thang

unlikely but funny/pervert answer:

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises