I'm not as funny as I think I am

what am I talking about I'm tots the funniest

[micshrewart]

i went with bruce, the idea of hal crashing on of his fancy events is too fun

[dandylandon]

Batlantern but Hal always knows he's just a second choice to Bruce

[robinisnotavailable]

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

[aropride]

does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

[lilmamabeyellin]

[killerkoiking]

[sunatsubu]

Then at the end of the third cycle, when most of the humans were sleeping, I noticed it was following me around. I figured that was a sign it wanted to talk. I stopped in an empty corridor, faced the wall, and said, "What?" It stood there for .6 of a second with the standard neutral-blank expression. Our drones went into a holding pattern, circling above our heads. ----

Loved this interaction between Secunit and Three in Network Effect

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[shencomix]

The full thing for anyone who wants it!

[butchniqabi]

me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,

[scary-terryy]

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

[scary-terryy]

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

[scary-terryy]

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

[who-is-riley]

hi I painted your lemon

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idea:

[day-time-dream]

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[junglejim4322]

I’m gonna be real this might be a contender for one of the best posts of all time im going to be thinking about the anon who thought narcolepsy was necrophilia for months

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ineffable-writer]

Asking AI for information is like asking your drunk uncle for information. Usually wrong, definitely untrustworthy, and a little bit racist.

[amillionmagpies]

Btw, that idea that privilege makes you morally evil and suffering makes you morally good is just repackaged versions of the Christian concepts of the evils of luxury and the holiness of martyrdom. Hope this helps!

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[lmaonade]

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

[translatingpostsintorussian]

lmaonade

захожу на пинтерест и пишу “хмм… мне это очень.. пинтересно…!” в комментариях под каждым постом

[untranslatingposts]

I go on pinterest and write "hmm... I find this very... pinteresting...!" in the comments under every post

[translatingpostsintorussian]

you think you're above me. you imagine that you and I are fighting on opposing sides. and yet when you turn my effort right back around into what it was born from you do not realize that you do nothing but fight fire with fire. like a baffled beast you lunge at the mirror not recognizing your own reflection. in repeating after me and those like me you become the one you crave so badly to destroy. we are the same.

[untranslatingposts]

[slipping-into-madness]

[kingofthehilltoday]

No fuck off. Dale gribble is a loving kind man who openly accepts his father for being gay. Dale gribble is a good man who has some crazy ideas but very few are actively harmful to others and he would never vote for trump ever. He would absolutely believe (and be correct) that trumps Fandom is a cult. Fuck this post.

[corbitgun]