[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[kosmogrl]

surely one of these days his luck will run out and he will get actually shot right

[plumebeat]

the pitt women sketch dump

[rahnesinclair]

HBO: Hey try to be neutral about the ICE topic ok

The Pitt: Our virally successful hot silver fox who is white as the driven snow is arrested by ICE because he was trying to protect his patient from further injury because ICE are animalistic bullies and we want to show that to the wider HBO audience that won't recognize brown pain.

[codeblueberry]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

[delfin-zlosliwy]

behind every problematic age gap yuri there's an even more problematic, bigger age gap yaoi

[str4wbsstuff]

that moment when your attending fully implies that he will be killing himself after giving you his house.

[apiculturists]

I love that the real main character of the Pitt is mental health

[apiculturists]

I love Dr. Jack Abbot to my bones

[prommytheus]

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

[prommytheus]

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

[prommytheus]

plan of action:

> take womens scholarship

> go to law school

> transition during law school

> get sued about it

> take it to the supreme court

> defend myself

> trans rights?

[prommytheus]

stop being funnier than me

[merlepsblog]

Whitaker either should start charging the hospital for his chaplain's services, or they need to give him a little service animal vest

[freckledhollander]

based on our canonical crumbs of information about jackie pike (met hayden at a club, got married relatively quickly, hottie) i now imagine that pre-hayden, jackie was a club rat to rival the likes of ilya. just her and like four other girls absolutely tearing up the montreal party scene. leaving a string of broken hearts across the great white north. multiple clubs, outfits, guys, and girls a night. she has three tattoos that shane knows about and five that nobody but hayden ever sees. and maybe she liked the idea of a family one day down the road but it never really crossed her mind because she was happy as she was, having fun with her friends. until one night out of the blue she meets this guy in a club. and he’s clearly very nervous talking to her (who isn’t) and he doesn’t seem like the most interesting guy there at first, but he’s cute and sweet and a surprisingly good dancer for a hockey player as she finds out, and he tells her earnestly that he wants to have a million kids before stumbling back to add only if my wife does, obviously, and there’s just something so charming about the way he says my wife like it’s a sure thing to him, like he doesn’t know who she is but he’s already completely devoted to her. and one thing leads to another and suddenly it’s 2 am and he’s coming back to her apartment and kissing every one of her tattoos and then just. asking her questions. about her life, her family, her interests, and she can’t help but feel a pang of jealousy towards whoever ends up being this guy’s wife who he may or may not have a million kids with.

only one thing leads to another and before long jackie’s friends are staging half-joking interventions because he’s a hockey player, jackie, he is literally a professional jock, and he’s always going to be traveling, and he must have had at least five concussions already, and how are we going to go out without you? and jackie laughs and eventually the protests die down and she goes out with her friends just as often, only now the massive rock on her left hand catches under the neon lights.

it’s quintessential to me that shane has no idea about any of this. he just thinks jackie is a nice girl hayden happens to cross paths with at a club one night. and pre-my dinner with hayden shane is having a total nervous breakdown to ilya because these are my best friends, they’re the best couple i know, how am i going to explain to them that we’ve been dating for six months but we’ve been fucking for almost ten years? they’re going to think we’re insane oh my god and then ilya opens the door and is face-to-face with the girl who did a line of coke off of his abs in a seedy montreal club and then left with two of his teammates ten years ago and he’s like. moya lyubov i don’t think jackie is going to judge us for anything.

[ends-2-beginnings]

Vincent Van Gogh

View of Arles, Flowering Orchards (1889)

oil on canvas 72 x 92 cm

Neue Pinakothek, Munich

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[angelicguy]

[dailyclassicart]

Vincent van Gogh - "Field with Poppies" (1889)

[precision-instrument]

I told my therapist recently that buildings actually do need to sweat and breathe, and have what amounts to circulatory systems in their ventilation, water and electricity. If you leave a building closed up and stagnant for too long it will rot. He appeared genuinely shocked and touched and thanked me emphatically for the information

[precision-instrument]

Of course the follow up was a trite “do you treat yourself the way you treat a building” and you know what, it doesn’t matter at all. Everything is a system and all systems require maintenance, and often that maintenance is deferred due to money and laziness. I am winning at therapy.