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[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Ilya clocks the way David is almost supernaturally attentive towards Yuna's every need - her eyebrow twitches while she's reading emails on the couch after dinner and suddenly David appears with a full wineglass of her favourite merlot; she'll be chatting with Shane at the kitchen counter and he'll materialize with an aromatic tea in hand that he'll deposit with a kiss to her cheek; David almost always returns from the shops with a little treat just for her that he delivers with an exaggerated flourish to make her laugh - and Ilya is Noticing and Seeing™ 👀👀👀 all of this, but he is keeping his mouth shut

[forgotten80sfilm]

[comingatthecottage]

today's heated rivalry thought that won't leave my head:

at the bar where shane meets rose, and he tries to order a ginger ale, and the bartender is surprised

not even judgmental! just surprised. he even says they do have it, and i think goes to grab some for shane.

but his little moment of surprise makes shane remember that you're not supposed to order ginger ale at a bar, that that's weird, and he doesn't really understand why that is

he knows that being weird is not allowed, though. so he asks for a beer, whatever beer, because he knows that's the normalest thing he could possibly do, that's what Men Like To Drink.

it's just such a small detail. and we see it happen more than once to shane. it happens also with the waiter at the restaurant when he's having lunch with his parents who's visibly surprised and a little snobby when he asks for a ginger ale and offers sparkling water instead. and again shane just says it's fine.

everywhere shane goes, he gets these little signals that the things that he wants aren't allowed because they're not normal. and it's obvious that he doesn't understand why, which makes sense because there's no fucking logic to why it's okay to order a coke but not a ginger ale. but he's learned to deal with it by just accepting that he must have missed something, he must have done something wrong, and he should just ignore what he wants, maybe decide he doesn't want it at all, so that no one knows that he's breaking the rule of normal even though the rule of normal is arbitrary and stupid and often applies to things that matter as little as what kind of drink you want to order at a bar. even when the signal is just a little bit of surprise from some guy behind a bar. even when it's about a fucking ginger ale.

this is a post about autism.

[gaygoatshane]

ilya: i like trouble

the trouble:

[okaydays]

I have to speak on this. I really do think the reason Ilya wore the Boston Raiders shirt to meet Yuna and David is because it’s the only shirt he brought that had sleeves lmao

[loontattoo]

I love that hudson gets to be sexy with carrie-anne moss like that's genuinely so major

[loontattoo]

omg and she's 58...........I'm hard

[boitterfly]

[probablily]

how quickly people forget about the dubcon cottage...

[isolabellz]

hollanov honeymoon scenes

[gimmiekiss1221]

in my mind palace shane ate out/fingered ilya for the first time in tampa. he saw how shaken up he was and knew he needed to get out of his head and what helps shane? a mind blowing orgasm, especially when it involves assplay. and by the end of it ilya was a whimpering, crying mess but yeah it was exactly what he needed. added bonus was it made him feel closer and bonded to shane in a way he's never felt before

[themoonandmyman]

I love literally every interpretation of the Lost Tampa Tapes but my god this is Delicious….. you all Know I’m the Ilya Getting Fingered Pervert…

I’m also imagining that it’s the first time he’s ever done it with anyone outside of himself when he jerks off. Shane is the first person ever to touch his ass, and there’s a vulnerability to it that Ilya didn’t quite expect.

I’m wondering what positioning you had in mind because I think face down for the first time… I don’t think Ilya would be able to look down at what Shane is doing to him and not bust a nut immediately

[gimmiekiss1221]

always love your additions! yes, face down on his stomach, probably propped up with a couple of pillows. he absolutely can't watch what shane is doing and not bust immediately, but also he feels so vulnerable about the fact that it's even happening that not watching is easier for him. i also have always believed assplay = NOISY ilya, and this is another thing he feels shy about and would prefer to muffle himself.

and when shane isn't nose deep in hole, he is staring the entire time with that same look of total awe that he had the first time he ever saw ilya come in room 1410

[themoonandmyman]

I think Tampa is the first time Ilya is ever truly LOUDDD like moaning and groaning and writhing in the sheets and trying to muffle his noises but Shane just licks a broad stripe over his hole and then kisses the dimples of his back and asks

‘Let me hear you? Please?’

And how on earth could Ilya say no to that?

[gaygoatshane]

[hunybody]

the eleventh hour promise cliff marleau makes where he says Roz listen to me man Listen if it goes tits up in canada because you uprooted your life for some bitch i’ve never met—and nobody has ever met by the way—no don’t walk away. tell you what dude we’ll both trade to florida. Alright? you have an escape hatch you’re not trapped brother you say the fucking word and we are back on line together coronas in hand. fucking call whenever and i’m there i’ve got my agent on it let me know and i’ll pull trig

[fujoshane]

okay let me be clear. yes hudson looks like miley meme with the yaga contacts but i am still sitting, bouncing, and spinning on it. two things can be true

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

whatever enmeshment yuna and shane have would be blown out of the water by ilya and irina if irina was still alive

[hudconvent]

good morning to all the sisters in my convent

[loontattoo]

hello dashboard talk to me please

[themoonandmyman]

hello there’s a species of jellyfish that could technically live forever. they literally de-age themselves. this is apropos of nothing but the joy of knowledge…

[loontattoo]

MyShane would like to learn how these jellyfish are doing that

[themoonandmyman]

Shane voice: damn those jellyfish could play hockey forever… I mean Swim. I mean whatever..

[tothecottage]

skipdivorce is fun to me bc I have no stake in scott and kip as characters. if shane and ilya got divorced I would kill myself

[bipolar4autistic]

The problem is Shane for sure does not accept or acknowledge he has autism and if he found out Ilya was talking to his parents about him being autistic and ways to accommodate he wouldn’t be touched he would be devastated