jemus chroat!

hi!! my name is arch/dyphen (he/they). I hope you enjoy my blog :)

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Bleeding Shiner

Luxilus zonatus

[aya--bb]

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

[notemily]

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[queer-as-city-folk]

four and a half inch nails: i want to fuck you like half an animal

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[meburgers]

making sonas

[langernameohnebedeutung]

it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.

[ineptshieldmaid]

Hmm.

Proposition: There’s only the two of us in this bed (which makes it uncomfortably intimate). We’re usually three abed with Snoring Steve the footman between us. We kind of expected to bunk down before the fire or in a hayloft, but our mysteriously gracious host has given us a room, and this bed, and there’s only two of us in this bed.

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[colorsofthestorm]

Bimmy can't sleep. Can he sleep in your bed tonight?

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[objet-petit-a-for-real-justice]

kidz bop x the mountain goats

[lizardmafia-deactivated20150517]

IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN

[sweetsweetemo]

im going to be honest i dont want to see that shit

[eden-evercrisp]

But what if we-

[sweetsweetemo]

okay fine you win with your whimsy

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: gg t t t at t tat t t at - a t

Closest match: Luria lurida genome assembly, chromosome: 7

(image source)

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Heart-shaped rainbow bokeh! Wanna see it!🎵

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[gelybean]

Aroace Ryland means so much to me y’all have no idea