Mancer of Worms

Jade 🏳️‍⚧️ :D | she/her | 20-something local fox who is soooo comfy cosy it's true transmisogynists can fuck off

[fucxingcuties]

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[fini-mun]

Was working on a panel and then suddenly I decided to live vicariously through Tails and have him address the important things in life.

[judithchopsley]

every video game should have an option to disable men completely like just erase them or even better replace them with women

[onesuchself]

I was telling a dude about a TTRPG project I'm working on where you play as wizards whose magic is incapable of harming living beings, so you must find non-violent methods of solving violent situations, and his immediate response was, "You're alienating too many players! The game should be about finding loopholes in the magic rules so you CAN kill people!"

I don't think I've ever had such a visceral reaction to a single sentence.

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[mousegirlheart]

The more things change, the more they stay the same

[mousegirlheart]

Anyway Rainbow Dash and Ralsei are both lesbians and they've made out with eachother. It's canon.

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[hungry-hobbits]

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

[bettedavisgf]

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

[soup-mother]

Never let weirdos (Americans) on the internet convince you that you need to donate money to the people you pirate shit from. Their weird moral ocd is not your problem. You don't need to "make up" for it. You don't need to pay indulgences. You can just pirate shit and get stuff for free and then do nothing else. End of statement.

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[manglestar]

noones looking

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[chromadisc]

"How long did it take for her to smile?"

[ralseipastries]

she looks like a dog begging for boiling water on the stove