ArcofUA

I write Fanfiction and look up my name onf FF.net, Wattpad, or Ao3 and I'm just a big huge anime nerd as well!

[throrn2048]

While the rest of students train their semblances

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Mercury: First lesson of being a badass is that you gotta kick ass!

Jaune: Sweet! But I can already kick ass

Mercury: True, but can you kick ass... in style~?

*One epic bad-ass, super awesome mission later*

Jaune: *Riding a motorcycle* That was so cool!

Mercury: *Also riding a motorcycle* It's not over yet

*Epic explosion behind them*

Jaune: Holy shit!

Mercury: I know... don't look back at it, it's cooler if you ignore it

[logar3]

“Having a girlfriend who can mess with your senses can make it hard to know what’s real, sometimes, but ultimately, it’s worth it…”

-Jaune Arc, who claimed that at this point, he wasn’t even sure the interviewer was real.

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Ah Yes... PEAK SHIP!!!

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Hey you doing good you haven't posted in half a year

Ah, yes I am, I just haven’t been on tumblr lately because I’ve been so focused on other things with my writing and life in general!

So sorry if I worried some people! But since I’m back now, might as well catch up on what I missed!

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*Jaune looks up at Yang as she's on the ladder to her attic*

Jaune: Nice pussy

Yang: Thanks

*Hands Jaune a stuffed cat*

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Dog Faunus Jaune pt.2

Ruby: *looking around*

Yang: What are you looking for sis?

Ruby: I can't find Zwei, and he needs to go to the vet, do you think you can call him?

Yang: Sure thing, *Whistles* Come here boy, *claps her hands* Come on!

Their dorm room bursts open only to see Jaune looking very happy and excited as his tail wags and his ears are perked up.

Jaune: Hey! Are we going for a walk!? ARE WE GOING FOR A WALK!?

Yang: *smiles with embarrassment* sorry Jaune, we were looking for Zwei, he has a vet appointment

Jaune: *Glares and points at them* Don't ever fucking do that unless you have a walk to offer!

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Dog Faunus Jaune

Weiss: How do you not know that the reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?

Jaune: Hey! That guy's a dick!

A few days ago:

Jaune passed the doors of Beacon where he saw his reflection and got angry seeing another dog in his territory.

Jaune: Hey get out of here this is my school!

Jaune ran at the door only to smack right into it and fall backward. Seeing all of this happen, Sun quickly ran to his friend and kneeled down next to him to make sure he was ok.

Sun: Oh my god Jaune what happened!? Who did this to you!? *turns to see his own reflection* Did you do this!? You son of a bitch!!!

Sun also ran at the door only to also smack into it and fall backward next to Jaune.

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Ren: WHAT THE FUCK!? Jaune: *rushing into JNPR's room* Ren! what's the matter!? what's going on!? Ren: *looking at Jaune's computer* There's so much porn! Jaune: What the hell are you doing looking at my private shit!? Ren: Private shit!? Jaune there are literally thousands of files here! Jaune: I've been meaning to clear some of that out Ren: Look at the organization here! Clockwise rimjob! Counterclockwise rimjob! Jaune: Sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! Ren: Look at this! Chicks with dicks!? Jaune: Oh my Oum! I have a disease ok! I need help! Ren: There are no chicks with dicks Jaune! Only men with tits!

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ROMAN: Riddle me this, Hunts-Man, What's long, hard, and has "Cum" in the middle THE HUNTS-MAN(JAUNE): A penis ROMAN: NO! NO! THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER!

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Neptunes Mom: Neptune wasn't fat as a kid, he was just big boned

Sun: He must have had a huge bone in his has then!

Neptunes Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neptune: GOD DAMN IT MOM!!!

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*Jaune stabbing Adam in the stomach*

Jaune: Now I'm gonna put this in words you can understand, I'm gonna shove my sword so deep it'll twist your guts

Adam: ...Wha-?

Jaune: No Homo

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Ruby: *addressing Ironwood in Amity*

[galaxyogrande]

Am I the only one who doesn't trust this mouse?

I totally see a remake of this damn owl happening here

[arcofua]

Why!? Why did you remind me where my distrust of animated animals comes from!?!? Now I don't trust little! My poor over-analytical brain!

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*Jaune gets backhanded by Salem and crashes into a wall*

Cinder: What... did... you do... TO MY KNIGHT!!!

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Fearless-Knight and LadyEvernight

Jaune: You put me on a dating site!?

Nora: You seemed lonely Jaune-Jaune

*Ding*

Jaune: Is that a match?

Nora: It is... but before you look, just know that I had to widen the net

Jaune: How much?

-In Evernight-

Salem: It appears that everything is going according to plan on Cinder's end, soon beacon will fall and I will have-

*Ding*

Salem: *Opens her scroll given to her by Watts* *See's Jaune profile and smiles and sits back on her throne* Hello Fearless-Knight~

-Back in Beacon-

*Jaune and Nora staring at Salem's profile*

Nora: She seems... nice?

Jaune: *deadpan* I think she's lying about her profession...

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Winter's kiss

Winter: *Tries to kiss Jaune*

Jaune: *Backs up* Ew! Winter that's not what a kiss is for *Goes down on her* Here let me show you!

Winter: *blushes* Oh my...

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RWBY - World's smallest violin!

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Gourry (under mind control) from The Slayers

Maybe Jaune Arc under mind Control(?) (though we know it's him)

The freaking shot looks so similar! (By the way, someone on Reddit gave the link to "Lina vs Gourry" as "RWBY vs Jaune" and when I saw Gourry walking through the fire, I was like "Oh... Oh! OH!"