sometimes you're delicious custard

[quixoticanarchy]

the author’s poorly disguised unchallenged ideas about how the world works, what is natural, what should go without saying

[doggosource]

[chillyfeetsteak]

his suckers

[ratbugs]

the most ridiculous creature ever

[beefjerkybuffoon]

I once tried to take a screenshot of a dynamaxed wooper exploding and ended up with this declaration of what we truly are

[miquellakind]

*caresses your cheek* your favourite pokemon is scyther.

[blaiddfailcam]

okay! yay!

[miquellakind]

*maintains a serene expression whilst a thin vein becomes visible across my forehead*

[bish0ps]

[bish0ps]

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

[jam2go]

I've been testing out adding greenscreen footage into Unreal, but compressing it to look like it's a 90s FMV game

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 14

[mortalityplays]

I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

[mortalityplays]

I went to ghost island and nobody knew you and they weren't there and it didn't exist

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

[fatefulfindings]

I'm OBSESSED with this person

[rydengg]

[sunlighter]

games where they have different art style for male and female characters where the men are photorealistic and the women look like smooth porcelain dolls. sorry i was watching the resident evil 9 trailer

[hagiomoto]

She got that Korean diamond peel facial treatment every month. It's possible on her FBI salary

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[shrelp]

[uptownthots]

I WANNA HAVE STRAIGHT SEXXXXXXXX AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE

[beemovieerotica]

Do u not enjoy tasting things

true story my spouse made me start chewing my food more often and I was shocked at how flavorful things are. I'm 32

[redrook]

when he first started dating he was sick a lot, and told me about a family legend that they were cursed with stomach problems because his ancestor was a samurai who had failed to commit sepukku, and now they all needed to experience the pain that he should have

and then one day we were having dinner and I was like. hey. are you not chewing your fucking food

and then I met his family. and they all just unhinge their jaws like snakes. horking shit down like wide-eyed seagulls at the beach

anyway he mostly chews his food now and the ancestral samurai's curse has left him

[beemovieerotica]

correlation is not causation