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pukicho

I got whatever ADHD is called

ineedtestosterone2763

ADHD is called ADHD.

pukicho

That’s the one

drumlincountry

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

exwife-of-frankenstein

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boatgrave-deactivated20250901

mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

mindfulstudyquest

gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul-deactivated201401

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

safifonhasstrel

archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

….thank you tumblr??

hm.

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

jaydove-writes

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

roman-a-person

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

grayskittles

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

the-haiku-bot

reblogging bc

this was the first post on my

fyyp and holy shit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

radwolf76

“general rule of thumb” because if you’ve been trained on traditional CPR (as opposed to “Hands Only”) they actually DO want you to blow air in the mouth. Because if you need to administer CPR, any risk of rupturing the lung is dwarfed by the fact that the heart is no longer pumping oxygenated blood to vital organs like the brain.

Your compressions are already probably cracking ribs, and your CPR training should have covered gauging how much to blow during your rescue breaths, to minimize the risk of harm. Ultimately though, your victim is a corpse unless you act.

Clean / Pretty / Reliable — this is how CPR is usually shown in Hollywood. It is NOT like that at all in real life.

As always, if you need to give CPR, do it in accordance with your specific training. If you were trained on “Hands Only”, then yes, the “general rule of thumb” of don’t blow air into someone else does apply to you.

radwolf76

The other reason is that it removes one major point of hesitation among trained layperson responders: the risk of swapping bodily fluids with the victim.

rainbow-jello-wizard-man

This is your friendly reminder that herbs aren't inherently safe.

Natural doesn't mean Safe.

Lightning is natural. Opium, therefore heroin and opiate drugs are derived from poppies. Cinnamon oil will burn your skin. Lilies are toxic to cats and will cause organ failure. Activated charcoal will neutralize your prescription medications and literally anything else in your system. St. John's Wort will destroy your serotonin production and mess with your happiness threshold if it DOESNT KILL YOU FIRST.

So anyway.

Do some damn good research every time you go to eat, breathe, bring around your pets, bathe in, or smoke something. Be safe please.

seeingteacupsindragons

Little life advice:

Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.

Set them.

Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."

And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.

Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.

fangirltothefullest

For the freezer thing in case you do forget to do the clock thing... put a cup of water in your freezer and freeze it. Then place a penny on top. If you come home after a long period, check the penny. If it's sank it's been thawed and refrozen. Throw that food away.

timetravell

dark-sappho

listen...spray some of that nice perfume...use the good hand cream...wear that outfit even if you are just staying home...light those special candles you have been saving...enjoy those little things even if there is no occasion

moonpool-system

Cringe culture is unfortunately not dead but we can kill it in major spaces if we all keep being ourselves authentically and unapologetically. What they call "cringe" is actually pretty punk. It's defiance. Keep being yourselves, you're ALLOWED to exist as you are.

desinteresse

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

desinteresse

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

desinteresse

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

kosmogrl

aditiv3rse

we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of

thereignclub-trc

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.