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🏴‍☠️ pirates of all stripes 🏴‍☠️ mainly Our Flag Means Death, Pirates of the Caribbean and Black Sails

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

stede bonnet & blackbeard (our flag means death)

yes

it would make things worse

gay sex DID fix them

gay sex is the PROBLEM

see results / i dont go here / im bald

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

john silver & james flint (black sails)

yes

it would make things worse

gay sex DID fix them

gay sex is the PROBLEM

see results / i dont go here / im bald

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

[arr-matey]

full trailer for Our Flag Means Death season 2, premiering October 5th

[arr-matey]

season 2 of 𝔒𝔲𝔯 𝔉𝔩𝔞𝔤 𝔐𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 premieres October 5th

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH is based (very) loosely on the true adventures of 18th century would-be pirate Stede Bonnet (Rhys Darby). After trading the seemingly charmed life of a gentleman for one of a swashbuckling buccaneer, Stede became captain of the pirate ship Revenge. Struggling to earn the respect of his potentially mutinous crew, Stede’s fortunes changed after a fateful run-in with the infamous Captain Blackbeard (Taika Waititi). To their surprise, the wildly different Stede and Blackbeard found more than friendship on the high seas…they found love. Now, they have to survive it.

Season 2 cast: In addition to Darby and Waititi, season two stars returning cast members Samson Kayo, Vico Ortiz, Ewen Bremner, Joel Fry, Matthew Maher, Kristian Nairn, Con O’Neill, David Fane, Samba Schutte, Nat Faxon, and Leslie Jones. New additions joining the ensemble cast include recurring guest stars Ruibo Qian, Madeleine Sami, Anapela Polataivao, and Erroll Shand, and guest stars Minnie Driver and Bronson Pinchot.

[arr-matey]

teaser trailer for Our Flag Means Death season 2, premiering October 5th

[fuckyeahcostumedramas]

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Film, 2003).

[arr-matey]

Our Flag Means Death Season 2 First Look

[mxmollusca]

ALT

[dcbicki]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL 2003, directed by Gore Verbinski

[bob-belcher]

Jack’s one of the nine pirate lords.  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

[undeadpirate]

[letoghanima]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL 2003 | dir. Gore Verbinski

[divorced-tournament]

Round 2, Side A1: Sparbossa (PotC) vs BatJokes (Batman)

FIGHT

Sparbossa

BatJokes

Voting ended onMay 20, 2023

[letoghanima]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END 2007 | dir. Gore Verbinski

[disneyadaptations]

Jude Law as Captain Hook in Peter Pan & Wendy (2023), dir. David Lowery

[divorced-tournament]

Preliminary Round: Black Sails

Silverflint: gay pirate show

Silvermadi: canon divorce babey

Maxanor: they were never married but they’re still divorced and max took everything in court

Which Divorce Best Represents Black Sails?

Silverflint

Silvermadi

Maxanor

Voting ended onApr 24, 2023

[piratepolls]

The Brethren Court has convened...

Propose a new amendment:

Ban Jack Sparrow from all future meetings

On Wednesdays, we wear mauve

Give Elizabeth a really big ship

2% tax on rum

The "speaking knife" (you can only speak when you're holding the knife)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

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