Pirate Opinions dot Rum

[vastwinterskies]

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

[offshoreoilrig]

You need to touch saltwater

[kelvinthegoatt]

How why what

[rustyshacklefax]

[micromontage]

[flameandignite]

Who is the cuntiest Pirate Lord?

Ammand the Corsair

Capitaine Chevalle

Mistress Ching

Gentleman Jocard

Villaneuva

Sri Sumbhajee

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

elizabeth, barbossa, and jack not included because I know people will have the urge to vote for their favorite main character.

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Piracy is not a victimless crime. Fortunately for us pirates, it's often very easy not to care about the victims.

[disatisfying]

[dimpleskinard]

[virgils-muse]

Sorry for yearning for the ocean on main. It will happen again.

[ratstranaut]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

[heidelbro]

[neosatsuma]

jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

[sunlaire]

Give me some leeway, hit the head, learning the ropes, the cat is out of the bag, get underway, the cut of your jib, true colors, hand over fist

[clove-pinks]

under the weather, in the doldrums, long shot, toe the line, groggy, aloof, overhaul, mainstay, pooped, keel over, in the offing, give a wide berth, footloose, flying colors, press into service, shake a leg

[fuckyeahnaturalphilosophy]

Chock-a-block. Scuttlebutt. By and large. Above board. Slush fund. Batten down the hatches. Shot across the bow. At loggerheads. Squared away. Dead reckoning. Down in the doldrums. Touch and go. Fathom/plumb. Leading light. Overwhelm, overreach. Skyscraper (originally a sail at the very tip top of a mast!). The bitter end.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

decriminalize piracy criminalize Britain

[chrissyjoshys]

eating lemons #scurvysafe #vaccinated #nottodayscurvy #keepingmyteeth #safesailing

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[juliedillon]

A new illustration I finished up in between other things :)

[piratepolls]

((Not sure how into potc you are but the pirate captains poll account seems to be doing a few more on that topic))

"not sure how into potc you are"