Fuck Me

Alexander • He/Him • Gryffindor • Pisces • • • Going to hell because I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell.

[chainsawmansheart]

[natalieironside]

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

[ka1ju]

I love this gif of mulder because it looks like he’s wearing heelies and is just really nonchalant about it 

[ratmeatzone]

[weaver-z]

Major wins for the powers of Communism today. Reddit must be in shambles

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[phloppysnook]

I found this in the notes:

me too

[theocseason4]

Lets go bitches

[loveazepam]

Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies

[originaldumbbaby]

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

[askcosplaysenpai]

This picture has a stroller for their dog

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

[treetopblueberries]

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

[survivablyso]

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

[thediscossessed]

this pictured asked to touch my hair

[spiroandthelacktones]

This picture just called the homeowners association on me

[journeymanfool]

Okay but this is the tweet I saw and I wouldn't normally go to bat for people I don't know, but they seem to actually be pretty genuine people who tend to stay in their own lanes, and are at the very least good sports about it.

[angelicdevil]

This is wholesome

[transclementines-moved]

[menlove-archive]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[s-n-arly]

Wow.  This is amazing.

[joyflameball]

That last verse. Damn.

[marauders4evr]

Damn.

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[rootbeergoddess]

I would watch this drama 

[autumnimagining]

“Who broke the door?” broke me.

[crazy-brazilian]

[brainsludgemissives]

Your creation is malfunctioning again.

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[justsometiktoksilike]

[william-snekspeare]

happy trans day of visibility, here is a snake. she is visible

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

[jared-the-dm]

[thepokeduck]

[neomikey]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

[solarpunksoftie]

multiclassing in bard

[oso-de-cocina]

[crush40s]

down with cis truck

[mundanemelusina]

Transport

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

happy Trans Day of Visibility!! Here are two drawings of me.

[transgenderer]

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...

[official-kircheis]

you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?

[transgenderer]

yeah that's what inspired this post :)

im very exited to go here when i die :)