[memeuplift]

[uncle-cazador]

[quasi-normalcy]

This reminds me of the time that my violin tutor talked me into performing in a recital only about three months after I had started playing; but she didn't tell me that almost everyone else performing was a kid. And there was some seven-year-old playing the same piece as me, but he screwed it up and I was like "Yeah!!"

I was 30 at the time.

[alexanderwales]

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[lupinescribbler]

Obsessed with how Sanji spent two episodes completely oblivious to everything that was happening, made himself at home in a creepy house in the woods, got his ass beat by a couple of animals, rage-baited the big bad, and then had a smoke break. My guy did not have the group's allotted brain cell that day, but he really did his best.

[fatalisticme]

my favorite idiots who almost die at least once a day

[heyyy-its-j]

Ethan's team in The Final Reckoning is genuinely so fucking funny. It's literally

The thief sent to rob him

The assassin sent to kill him

One of the clandestine service agents sent to arrest him

His tech guy he's known for twenty years (who gets shot)

His other tech guy he's known for thirty years (who gets blown up)

The guy he accidentally got reassigned to the Arctic back in the 90s

That guy's wife

[maybemoltenlava]

the latter half of mi8 in one image

[abyssling]

The best non dialogued scene in RN.

[theobsessedone]

affirmations from the knives out gang ☺️

[wikiipediabf]

they hype percy up so much in the later series that i always forget people did not fuck with him at all in the first five books like they hated his ass at camp 😭 everyone booing when he stood up fried me so fucking bad dude 😭😭😭

[minjimunji]

the titans curse cast

[raspberrysgod]

[almost-13th-deactivated20251221]

woah how did I not realise this was the biggest blessing ever

[pocketdogs]

hey guys check out this fish i found on the sidewalk

[ozempicofficial]

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Please leave it to the professionals

[byjove]

I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[lipglosswearer]

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

[pancakeke]