Falling into Fandom

I don't have a life because I choose to have many.

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

[sunwukxng]

that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

[sunwukxng]

this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl

[2004warpedtour]

CALIFORNIA 2019

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[breyito]

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

[bmarvels]

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

[lime-on-my-side]

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

[miqojak]

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

[transfrmrs]

Transformers books are wild

[biioshocker]

if my ex boyfriend forced himself into my memories to erase some bullshit he did so his current boytoy wouldn’t find out about it, thus leaving my mind completely vulnerable to manipulation by outside parties, and then didn’t even tell me about it before he took off on a frat ship i simply wouldn’t still have feelings for him.

rip to prowl but i’m different

[utopians]

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

[utopians]

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone's face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I'm sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

[utopians]

It's like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That's what the existence of human death feels like

[unionizecatgirls]

Put the blunt down

[utopians]

NO drugs here legend just a healthy amount of existential despair. I’m a clean livin teen

[darkwizart]

questionable decisions.png

[sauntering-down]

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

[seasnailglass]

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

[alexseanchai]

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

[bisexualbaker]

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

[redsixwing]

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

[sevdrag]

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

[beka-tiddalik]

My brain: IDEAS!

Me: okay, I’ll write it out in a fic. When I’m finished with it, I’ll move onto the next one.

My brain: No finish, only ideas.

[translesbianethics]

quarantine rave 

[mrdistracted]

why is every one of these video THAT song?

[league-of-kiiboy]

because the caramelldansen is s uch a fucking banger and i lose 5 years of my lifespan whenever someone doesn’t recognize it

[geniusoflove]

u can buy knock off demonia platforms on iheartraves.com . just so everyone knows. youre welcome goths

[geniusoflove]

i was wrong theyre not even knock offs theyre just $40 cheaper. im p sure theyre like $200 on dollskill so keep your wits about you girls

[best-of-inspirobot]

[pettycentral]

[t3sticles]

PANDEMICA

[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[bunjywunjy]

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Helicoprion: What if, like, teeth,

Mesosaurus: Yeah?

Helicoprion: but WHEEL

Mesosaurus: No don’t -

Helicoprion:

(Image by ДиБгд)

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Drepanosaurus: What if, like, tail, 

Rutiodon: Yeah? 

Drepanosaurus: But CLAW 

Rutiodon: How would you - 

Drepanosaurus: 

(by @drawingwithdinosaurs​) 

[aegis-destiny]

Igunaodon: What if, like, thumb,

Hypselospinus: Yeah?

Igunaodon: But like spike

Hypselospinus: But why would you ne-

Igunaodon:

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Stegosaurus: What if, like, tail

Camptosaurus: Yeah?

Stegosaurus: But SHARP

Camptosaurus: But what would y-

Stegosaurus:

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

Pelagornis: what if, like, beak

Paramobula: I’m listening

Pelagornis: but TEETH

Paramobula: what possible reason would you have t-

Pelagornis:

(Image by Peter Trusler)

[shadows-and-science-gone-mad]

Cotylorhynchus: What if, like, head

Moschops: Okay?

Cotylorhynchus: But SMALL

Moschops: What? No, why the he-

Cotylorhynchus:

[lady-laufey]

Erythrosuchus: Okay but what if, head

Cotylorhynchus: I’m listening…

Erythrosuchus: But HUGE

Cotylorhynchus: What no pump the breaks there why-

Erythrosuchus:

[rave-lord-nito]

Sharovipteryx: Okay, but what if like, wings

Kyrgyzsaurus: Okay?

Sharovipteryx: on my BACK LEGS

Kyrgyzsaurus: Wait hold on now, why would you put them-

Sharovpiteryx:

[lady-laufey]

Deinocheirus: Okay, but what if…

Barsboldia: What if what?

Deinocheirus: : )

Barsboldia: What are you doing, what is this, wh-

Deinocheirus:

[bats-at-the-disco-deactivated20]

Therizinosaurus: Ok what if claw…

Deinocheirus: Alright go on….

Therizinosaurus: But l o n g

Deinocheirus: You eat planet for heavens sake why in the world would yo—

Therizinosaurus: SUCK IT IM WOLVERINE

[wandering-shepard]

Azhdarchidae: What if, like, fly?

Pterosauria: Okay… what about it?

Azhdarchidae: But HE A D

Pterosauria: What does that even-

Azhdarchidae:

[plasticozoic]

Thylacoleonidae: ok, what if vegetarian teeth Diprotodontia: sure Thylacoleonidae: but for MEATING

Diprodontia: how are you even going to do this

Thylacoleonidae: you are like baby, watch THIS - 

[sepialunaris]

Brachytracholepan: What if neck

Tehuelchesaurus: yep thats basically our identity

Brachytrachelopan: but chonk

Tehuelchesaurus: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Brachytrachelopan: Chungus time

[mrvokiman]

Ichthyovenator: What if, like, sail

Spinosaurus: Yes?

Ichthyovenator: but HOLE

Spinosaurus: Why would you-

Ichthyovenator:

[darth-felis-deactivated20200625]

Parasaurolophus: What if, you know, crest

Gryposaurus: Cool, go on

Parasaurolophus: but more

Gryposaurus: …okay?

Parasaurolophus: and trumpet

Gryposaurus: For wha-

Parasaurolophus: BIIIIIIIIIIGGGG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK

[mantis-cat]

Yi Qi: What if, um, Wing

Anchiornis: Yes, yes go on,

Yi Qi: but, more skin

Anchiornis: But we are all doing this feth…….

Yi Qi: FLAP FLAP

[fabfuta1234]

Eoabelisaurus: What if, like, hand.

Asfaltovenator: Yeah?

Eoabelisaurus: But like, nub?

Asfaltovenator: But wouldn’t that–

90 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION LATER

“…damnit!”

[warriormoustache]

Kaprosuchus: Okay so.. teeth, yeah?

Crocodyliformes: Mmhmm?

Kaprosuchus: But they’re tusks

Crocodyliformes: Oh God..

Kaprosuchus: And I’m twenty feet long

Crocodyliformes: Don’t do it..

Kaprosuchus: And upright.

Crocodyliformes: Please sto-

Kaprosuchus:

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Stethacanthus: okay, what if fin…

Cretoxyrhina: Yeah, what about it?

Stethacanthus: But anvil

Cretoxyrhina: What

Stethacanthus: with teeth

Cretoxyrhina: Nonononodon’t-

Stethacanthus: and teeth on forehead

Cretoxyrhina: STOP

Stethacanthus:

[cassie-heartgal]

Opabinia: Hey, so–

Anomalocaris: oh God what now??

Opabinia: what if… Eye

Anomalocaris: no, stop

Opabinia: but FIVE

Anomalocaris: I SAID STOP

Opabinia: NOSE CLAW

Anomalocaris: YOU WHA–

Opabinia:

[etchif]

Tully Monster: greetings~

Every living creature, like, ever: Oh Jesus Christ what do you want

Tully Monster: :)

Every living creature ever: what

Tully Monster: :)))

Every living creature ever: I’m literally begging you to stop

Tully Monster: :)))))))))))))

[cjcroen1393]

Nyctosaurus: What if, like, head…

Pteranodon: Yeah?

Nyctosaurus: But FORK

Pteranodon: Nyctosaurus you are trying my patience…

(art by Julio Lacerda)

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[welavolcanoparks-deactivated202]

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[remanedur]

me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends

[unusualrussia]

Construction crew commuting to work

[ewanmrozny]

#it’s like a clown car but#with more Slav

It’s Slav TARDIS

[geistygeist]

The most Slavic thing ever

[zerotheduke]

what the fuck. what the fuck. 

[amemait]

I lost it at 11

[adramofpoison]

17? 17 people and a guitar??

[maggins]

#AND an accordion

[systlin]

How

[official-lucifers-child]

stack the slavs