Laurens lover

Pansexual/a lonely little tree that owns a terrificly bad Tumblr blog/ I am basically John Laurens/ call me Artimis or Molly/ she-her...it doesn't matter tho/ musical trash

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Wow.

No one loves me.....I'm just realizing this...oof

[passageleciel]

Almost every bisexual ive talked to says pansexuality isnt real

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

well guess I’m not real then, I’ve been an illusion this entire time

[eldritchteletubbie]

Isn’t the entirety of the world just one massive illusion created by fragments of light that travels from billions of miles away. In a way, everything is an illusion

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Apparently I don't exist.....thanks world...

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

YO

[pidgeon-holt]

Let’s see you try mine

[pidgeon-holt]

A couple hours. “You back into a corner whimpering. He is here ‘No please! Leave me alone,I…I just want Pidge back…’ He chuckled in response. ‘Oh but don’t you know? Pidgeon Holt is dead” in here for it

[evakorx]

Let’s see!

[chattychala-deactivated20211123]

I’m curious as to what you can come up with. Give it all you got!

[snearn-deactivated20181006]

This would be interesting

[flwrblue-bella]

oh, yeeeees please

[saddnfatt-deactivated20190118]

pleeeaaaseee

[0-starlightstories-0]

A challenge for you guys! I might reblog the old guess what the story is based on the title thing soon. With new titles. 

[ask-demon-denmark-archive-deact]

(( can somebody please do this, thanks))

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Pleaseeeee

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[coneybitch]

rb for the advice

[captainx-camino]

And not just the boys, but girls too.

Just because you’re in a bar or club with only other women does not mean you are inherently safe.

My best friend got drugged by a girl in an all female bar and was almost raped in the bathroom.

Always remember to be careful.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Alllll of this. I’ve seen some shit at pride man… Be safe

[call-me-cosi-deactivated2019013]

Reblog if you’d like someone to put which Hamilton character you remind them of in your ask box!

[call-me-cosi-deactivated2019013]

Heh

[thesimonas-deactivated20180822]

Boi please

[sheryl19166-deactivated20230124]

UwU plz

[viara]

Reblog if you've been offended by the words of your own parents.

I want to know if I’m the only one.

[mangoisgay]

…

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[chreative]

I think I’ve reblogged this 12 times this month. The way my life is going right now I can’t risk it 

[n0kiv]

Every time I see this post I say, “Ah shit”

[dragongoddesst-deactivated20180]

I reblogged her after seeing her on my dash. Scroll back down. See her. Reblog again. It’s an endless cycle

[jextra]

Why not

[seeyouallintherapy]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

[thesimonas-deactivated20180822]

GO FOR IT

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Please.....

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[kingdravix]

FOR THE MONEY

[mysecrettickles-deactivated2020]

I need money and have nothing to lose

[cr3atur3-but-not-quit3]

I need some money

[cerezasinfatuation]

Please, it’s just two days til my birthday 🙏

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Invite to Dear Evan Hansen Amino

[maybemmrs]

I'm not Tumblr famous.

[lasertriident]

Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).

People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.

I don’t get asked for pictures of me.

People don’t ask me for requests.

I don’t have a lot to offer.

most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs

I LOVE every little follower of mine 

[pessimisticfvck]

“i love every little follower of mine” yes i do 

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Even though no one speaks to me,(except a few) I still love them all.

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

New book......

[babyknivez]

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual 

[hamburrfangirl-deactivated20200]

Pamsexual demisexual

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

I'm pan!

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Hailo!

This blog is a safe place for everyone! Go ahead and ask me anything!!

[rainbow-road-to-happiness]

This urn will turn you into a tree after you die.

[anancientheart]

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become.

Imagine cemeteries looking like this:

Life after death.

[thottieauntie-deactivated201604]

This is how all cemeteries should look. It’s awkward hugging a gravestone. Imagine hugging your grandma/tree. 

[bearluvah]

I want to be a willow tree.

[chockyart]

I want this when I die. Well, time to start researching different types trees.

[broart13]

Wow that lit I want to turn into a tree after I die

[dirtwif3]

Bitch, this is how we get haunted forests.

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Dang. This is good. But it could become like the suicide forest....and potentially be haunted...

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Me: musicals aren't stupid

Him: musicals are gay.

Police: what happened?

Me: he ran into my knife

Me:he ran into my knife ten times.

Everyone: HE HAD IT COMING!!

Bonus points to whoever can name the musical....

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[devidevidevi]

wow i love biphobia! gotta love being attacked by the gays and the straights amirite fellow “fake” gays :-)

[artimislovesmoon-blog]

Yes. My best friend is bi. I neverwould want to hurt her.