just bs

she/her // multi fandom

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[tswizzlesfan]

happy pride month to mr. be gay do crime and mr. be crime do gay 🌈

(ft andreil by @dshr-art aka actual perfection)

[russianblush]

stop it right now

[mina-logan]

if you’ve already done it then pls ignore but shane wearing ilya’s jersey <3333 that trope is always soooo yummy. or shane calling ilya captain and making him lose his mind

Sort of a double whammy here. The art is old so you’ve probably seen it before! Need to draw more of Shane in Ilya’s jersey like yesterday.

Now onto your captain stuff. The fic is new and while it has no jerseys it does have a lot of captain dirty talk and I’m quite proud of it.

Fic here: AO3

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[rozanovshollanders]

[dream-with-a-fever]

Langdon: (to the trainees) Alright, listen up you little shits

Langdon: Not you, Mel. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[lesbianlandry]

shane hollander as kermit the frog

[finelytaylored]

the outfits not being planned/coordinated and them showing up like this anyway is the most soulmate/red string of fate shit I hate them so bad 😭

[mina-logan]

Daylily (n) any lily of the genus Hemerocallis, having yellow, orange, or red flowers that commonly last only for a day

[shillanov]

with ao3 down i hope this reminds us of what a fanfic-less existence looks like. don’t take it for granted! because it sucks not to have it.

fanfic would not exist without the hours of free labour from fanfic writers and volunteer staff. donate to otw if you have the means. taking a second to give kudos is nothing compared to months of work for writers. a comment will probably make their whole day! sharing and reblogging spreads their work. it’s so discouraging when you give your heart to something, only to receive nothing in return.

support fandom creators and staff. they are the heartbeat of everything we enjoy.

[kaleidographiks]

pov: you get married at your friend’s house or shane and ilya showing off their wedding plastic rings 💜🩷

weeee i loveeeeeee them and i loved doing this what else can i sayyyy a girl is obsessed

here is a little fragment from that first wedding (The Long Game):

“Twenty minutes later, Shane was standing in the Pike’s living room wearing a magician’s cape, a top hat, and holding a pink plastic heart-shaped ring. Ilya was standing next to him wearing a red sequined bow tie and a headband covered in flowers. He was holding an identical purple ring.”

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[zagreus]

[texasbama]

In Unrivaled, I’m gonna need Ilya ‘Lover Boy’ Rozanov to be completely unhinged when it comes to Shane. For over 10 years he had to be cool, calm and collected in public. They are now out, on the same team and that is his HUSBAND. I want Ilya doing press and constantly saying “my husband” and Shane just rolling his eyes. I want the other Centaurs players teasing their captain for being so in love. When assholes try to chirp on the ice, I want Ilya making sure people keep his husband’s name out their mf’n mouths. I want Ilya finding ways to bring up Shane in conversation so he can call him “my husband”. llya’s social media bio should read “#81 Shane Hollander’s Husband. I play hockey sometimes too.” Let Ilya love his man unabashedly because he and Shane fought so hard for this-and they finally got it. Let Ilya “my man my man my man” everyone to death 😭😭😭😭

[madrasaur]

tender

[vietnamgp]

Your silver and bronze men's figure skating medalists 2026 winter olympics Milano Cortina