ethnically ambiguous cat mom

professional silly goose | she/her, ace, 26

[weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa]

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[rockets]

Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

This movie/book has gripped my soul a little too hard 😭

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Edit: For those who asked. I have a small/large foil print of this available on my store! ❤️

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[fr3sh-c0rn-2]

carl: are you and stratt dating

grace: I think id rather die actually

stratt: I have terrible news grace

grace: wait no hey

[zzoupz]

im sobbing. ร็อกกี้ที่รัก 😍😍😍🥰🥰💕❤️🏳️‍🌈

[zzoupz]

close enough welcome back destiel

[zzoupz]

drew this

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[magentasnail]

They are gay your honor

[masao-micchi]

She would need a good defense lawyer, maybe even an ace attorney

my other PHM art here

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[beatlemeat-archive]

​found this comment on a video of some swans crossing the street. wow.

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in January 2018, I spent a couple of days in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas for work. I rolled into town and stopped at what appeared, from the outside, to be a normal motel just off the highway.

it was not.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

[headspace-hotel]

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[fascinationstreetmp3]

You are very brave. You are bravest human I have ever met. Is joke! I only meet one human, and is you!

ROCKY Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller