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||my name is Max but you can call me Button||he/him||I'm asexual and FtM transgender||I'm a theatre kid||I really don't know what else to say||

[mxwormie]

ok. i miss the leakira aesthetic 

[dailynewsiesscreenshots]

Day 21:

[heythatsmyleg]

[diddi-p]

this gets funnier with each passing year

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[asexualdemon666]

This is for the url doodle thing… hope you like it! :)

@insecuretrashcann I love it! thank you!

[ernoticon]

*hits you with car* “sorry”

[baynipz-deactivated20170818]

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

[demigodgooglesearches]

OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES

[bubbles-and-aesthetic]

Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean

[demigodsanswer]

But consider: 

Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them. 

Percy at the ocean: Fuck off

Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet. 

Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget. 

Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow. 

Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does. 

Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island. 

[magicalzombiegirl]

The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y'ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME

[demigodgooglesearches]

how did this get 4k notes

[here-comes-the-sssn-deactivated]

Some more examples:

Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read

Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill

Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.

[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]

Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?

[After said sparing match]

Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk

Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me

Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-

Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:

You are my dad,

YOURE MY DAD!

boogie woogie woogie

[demigodgooglesearches]

Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions

[catastrophe-noir-deactivated202]

percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!

grover: posideon quivers before him!

percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF

chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????

[ginger-bread-cow]

Percy: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?! 

Thalia: I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!

[demigodgooglesearches]

[dumb-fan-stuff]

It just keeps getting better

[hanahoex]

Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?

Chiron: *gives up*

[msmoonlighter-deactivated202502]

Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry? Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!

Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’ —- Mitchel, at lunch :  And they were roommates The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates

Chiron: ???? What just happened ???  They were all in sync ???? Roommates ??? —-

Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?

[awkwardmandork]

Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.

[lovesick-lad]

*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*

Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk

Chiron: *fucking runs*

[100-percent-sapphos]

Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*

Chiron: Where did you even get that-

[demigodgooglesearches]

Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE

Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.

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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]

Leo: [blows it away]

Jason: Adam-

Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.

[hermionehofferson-blog]

Travis: [strutting]

Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…

Travis: [turns]

Connor: Boom

Chiron: if you wanted to get a catwalk, I’m sure we could get one near the Campfire. I’m sure the Aphrodite campers will also get great use of it.

[tenaciousdecapitator]

Two particularly ballsy campers:

“HEY ZEUS! YOU’RE NO GOOD, ZEUS!”

“YOU’LL NEVER BE SHIT!”

“YOU’RE JUST! LIKE! YA FATHAH!”

*Super-loud thunderclap, they both run to the nearest building*

[monstermonsterman]

omfg that one got me

during the announcements at dinner:

an equally ballsy camper: sHUT UP!

Mr D:  who are you telling shut up to? are you telling me to shut up?

Chiron: Okay, calm down, there’s no reason to be angry. They’re only young. 

[monstermonsterman]

Luke: *scrapping with Percy and being evil*

Percy: tHIS IS WHY YOUR DAD DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

[novatite-deactivated20181214]

Annabeth to Percy: What the FUCK is UP Kyle? No, what did you say- What the F U C K dude? Step the fuCK UP

Chiron: ?????????

[solange-lol]

Hazel: *puts a blanket around Frank as a bulldog* its my little russian lady. blease, blease get me some beets

Chiron: *ready to correct hazel*

Chrion: you know what? not my camp

[aunthandsy]

Campers: (About to recite another vine)

Chiron:Not this this time

Chiron:Stop it,get some help.

Campers:(Collective gasp)

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sample shirts arrived in the mail asdfjfkkg

Whatcha gremlins think, do I go ahead and sell this version?

[lamdiel-deactivated20221201]

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

does nobody on tumblr have friends

[nqknucks]

For real tho can anybody explain the difference between romantic and platonic friendship, for someone who has neither,

[rangerairmide-deactivated201812]

in a romantic relationships you speak latin and your empire falls, and in platonic relationships you speak greek and think about caves

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Rivalry

I’m back at it again, because I’m trash. Alright, so remember how I said James and Keith were rivals first. Well, I noticed that before Keith entered the Garrison no one knew his name,

Keep reading

[animikachu]

while reading this all I could think about was this pic:

(Courtesy of @laneylily)

but in all seriousness this honestly makes so much sense. we really haven’t been told how lance and Keith’s rivalry even began (in lance’s point of view) which is odd.

and it’s been proven that lance is the best at adapting to different situations. he’s a keen observer (one piece of evidence being he was able to save coran when he realized that the “rover” entering the crystal room wasn’t pidge’s rover) so it makes sense that he was able to discern that in order to get noticed by Keith he’d have to mimic what James was doing because whatever lance was trying to do before must’ve not been working

And again, like it’s stated above, the show hasn’t given the viewers a reason or a flashback explaining why or how lance became Keith’s rival or why lance decided to become Keith’s rival.

I really really liked this theory of yours

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Thank you.

[lilyofthemorningstar]

“We are a good (pumpkin) team” I’m really proud of my klumpkins x3 and yes…I might be a little obsessed

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

[veggiedaddy]

dark brown eyes rb if you agree

[excuseme-but-no]

I love when the sun hits dark brown eyes!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mmmmmmmilk duds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*snickers*

[multigoddamntrash]

well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves

[grizabellasolo]

I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this

[goweninsane]

Talk about a payday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you’re all a bunch of nerds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums 

[4evrawsm]

That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hush up you airhead 

[hbh-throwaway-blog]

these are very candy-corny

[synthetic-sonata]

these jokes are lifesavers

[focussoup]

Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead

[0bubbledragon0]

well this was a fun dip into madness

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we’re on a rolo

[vriska-coded]

C’mon guys, this is crunch time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don’t worry, we’ve got mounds more 

[chrisiscorvus]

Almond joying this very much

[wolfoflightandearth]

This post pop rocks

[deliciousfictionfanfictionshark]

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone, I’m such a Butterfingers.

[onlytrueinparadise]

We cant be gobstopped

[lgb-positivi-t]

Remember to think good thoughts! Like:

trans girls exist

trans guys exist

nb people exist

trans people!!!!

[bisexualbxby]

When attractive girls message me i have a full on panic attack because i am an actual potato  

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

have you ever met anyone who didn’t like potatoes?

[rosewinterborn]

This incredibly heartening.