ash_is_expired

im ash or saturn, call me either but one works better than the other. she/they. most inconceivably inconsistent content creator to walk the face of this large ass rock! aww tysm and my doctor told me i have a high definition and also 80 of them? uhhh congrate you found my tumblr. i have a youtube, twitch, and bsky but take a guess as to which one gets the most use (hint it's neither)

[ash-is-expired]

smash or pass geico lizard

[doomedmutual]

[koholint]

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[spiderman-anti]

ME ME ME

[wetwareproblem]

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

[sewickedthread]

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

[the-sapphic-raven]

How can you forget bone pharaoh 

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[voib-s-reblog-sideblog]

i want to say this to all my moots

[breadteleporter-offical]

@drudg30n

[depsidase]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[mollyjames]

reworking an older character for my warmup this morning

[mollyjames]

[mollyjames]

thank you yes that's exactly correct

[mollyjames]

[dogpuppy]

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

hDID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[the-quasar-hero]

“Rappers only talk about their money, cars, and clothes!”

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Why might someone from a group that historically have been denied the more legal means to acquire wealth and had drugs forced on their community talk about their experiences with it?

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[the-haiku-bot]

I love this post so

much my friend put it on my

30th birthday cake

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

[streetkit]

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[the-haiku-bot]

post so bad tumblr

offers 5 delete buttons

and no post button

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.