ashben ^,..,^

vampires gone woke

[ashbeninthewild]

wowie alt blog !!!!

main is @fallenflamess

basically my go-insane-over-fandoms blog 😝

no this is won't be spoiler free

[pineconebastardart]

Owen, you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[solixr]

ghost hunting

companion art to @deathshadowrules 's wonderful fic here, a collaboration brought to you by @mcytblraufest !!

if you like sopping wet cat owen , unethical scientist scott, and things haunting the narrative you should absolutely read it ...

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

[laterkiss]

is this happening because i was born

[veanet]

Yknow I am firmly of the stance that ruthlessly slaughtering thousands of people, alot of whom were innocent, is completely unjustifiable. But in Owen's defence, what was he supposed to do?

Like, genuinely considering the options from least to most violent we have:

Runaway from Oakhurst

Reveal yourself to the towns people most of whom are under the impression that they just executed a man in your name*, you're cured now and they might accept you, but all that was good in your life has just been burnt away

Jump into the pyre and die, till death do us part my ass, death will not part us actually (this one would have actually been a good ending since Owen wouldn't have been sent to hell and they could be together forever)

Kill just the people you know are responsible for the execution. This will have consequences, and you will likely be killed for sparing the rest of the town, either that or become a vampire overlord, this will have different consequences if Scott ever wakes up

Kill everyone one town and bury yourself under the earth with your love, pass 200 years as the earth reclaims his body and you are left alone, haunt these lands and vow to kill anyone who sets foot within the town (we saw how that went)

The point I'm making here is that sure he's a monster but there was also no good ending to his story, his life sucked, sucked some more, there was on silver lining, one ray of sunshine in the middle of winter that got ripped and it wne tback to sucking even more

*most of the town's folk probably either believed the accusations or were too scared to say otherwise, either way almost knew about the plot against Louis or about his vampirism

[thefairytaler]

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.

[stormsincoming]

I find it fun to think about how Owain views relationships

I see Owain as both autistic and aroace. The Owain vs yuri bit is iconic and I think it would be fun to expand it beyond Owain doesn’t understand yuri.

If you have seen my relationship chart for the KotRT you’ll know that I view them as being extremely tight knit. They are a brotherhood with many famillial ties. Relationships are bound to get messy and blurry. Before I wanna touch on the yuri, I would like to talk about Nom, Katie and 4c. Owain finds out Katie and Nom are siblings pretty early on in canon. 4c and Nom view eachother as brothers. Katie and Rc are also extremly close and may also view eachother as siblings, but I’m not as well versed in those two. But yeah, Owain figures out these relationships and his adopted self, who doesn’t percieve a difference between blood family and adopted/chosen/found family, pointly catogorizes those three as siblings.

Can you imagine him refering to 4c as Nom and Katies brother in front of others pre Nom and 4c falling out. Owain is known for taking things litteraly and suddenly we have Nom loudly trying to explain to Owain how 4c isn’t his brother. And Owain just goes “oh, did something happend”, because in his mind for Nom no longer to view 4c as his brother something terrible most have happend. And now both Nom and Owain are confused. Nom explains that 4c is like a brother to him, but not his actual brother. Which only serves to confuse Owain further. So he’s your brother, but not your brother. If it were just to be the two of them, I don’t think they would come to an understanding of eachother. But if others like Graecie, who is smart about people, were to be there, they might figure out what Owain means. Might because when it comes to himself Owain has got the emotional intellect of a rock.

Now back to the yuri. I see Owain as being on the absolute no romantic attraction at all part of the spectrum. He knows it exists. Kind of. But has no idea what it is. I like to think that “I love you” is not a sentance with romantoc conotations to Owain, but rather just an expression pf general closeness. All of this is because of the KotRT and the pretty tightknit brotherhood. Kay and Bedivere may be married and may have tried to explain romantic love. But I am aromantic and I don’t understand wtf it is, so neither does he. Also I haven’t decided how I wanna do the Arthur, Guinevere and Lancelot situation, but I am between consenual polyamory, open relationship or A & G only staying married on paper now that Arthur has “an heir”

All of this to say. Owain won’t assume someone is in a relationship, unless they directly tell him. Otherwise it doesn’t occur to him that that might be the case. Especially with Shan being Owains best friend, he would assume she would tell him that if it were to happend. He is not as close with Eloise, so he does not have the same presumptions with her, which is why he asks Shan about them, when he hears the. talk about their relationship

Lastky I wanna quickly talk about Owain and Kitty. Neither of them experience romantic attraction and the best way to label their relationship would be as a qpr. But I imagine their relationship to be ambigious with both of them content with it being unlabeled

[c3llomoth]

guess who's baack... back again.... Crossfangs :)

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[beesmygod]

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

[fairyofthemoonarchive]

[takineko]

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

she had babies with a what

[deathsmallcaps]

He died :(

[rainbowmilk1996]

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

[the-haiku-bot]

Raising kids alone

is stressful enough without

them being part wolf.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[no-one-offical]

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[jackdaw-sprite]

Fake vampire Legs fic but instead of getting mad about someone else turning him, Owen realizes quickly that Doc's still human. After checking that Doc doesn't want that state of affairs to change (very well. You'll come around eventually) he offers to help sell Doc's whole vampire shtick.

How?

By bringing Doc along on his usual dramatics, of course! It's to be a whole evening of rooftop perching, and stalking, and ominous entrances and dark speeches! Who wouldn't want that? Who wouldn't have fun with that?

[jackdaw-sprite]

tags from @blockcat-safari

Oooooh that could work!

It truly is more like Doc is 'helping' Owen haul him up a tree. And he's doing a bad job of it. At least Owen's not trying to push him up anymore (Doc stepped on his face by accident. Owen only cheered up forty five minutes later, when they scared the everloving shit out of someone)

[k1tty5]

apologies for the second ask in a row, but i figured it couldnt hurt to ask for a lil v!legundo sketch? love your art a ton!!! ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)

some doctor sketches for you !

[ontologicalsynaesthesia]

Yesterday I told a guy I was ace/aro and he asked what “aro” meant, so I told him, and he responded, “Oh, I thought it might be like A-E-R-O and I was confused.”

Yes.  I am asexual/aerodynamic.  At the slightest hint of sex or romance I launch myself into the air and land several miles away.

[meanbuddhist]

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

[honesttaffy]

do any of y'all's social batterys dry up until at the end of the day, you're absolutely exhausted, even tho you've done nothing?

Bc boy does it suck 🥲

[honesttaffy]

love the differences between these two comments