Niche facts, Comic relief

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[theconcealedweapon]

[dogpuppy]

[anexperimentallife]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

jujubee is too funny

[fire-plug]

You can think abortion is a sin without forcing everyone else to 

[mouthpressure]

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if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

[captmelbourne]

[memewhore]

[iamnotlanuk]

what we really need is tumblr minus, where you can pay to delete someone else's post

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

You can also pay me to delete some of my posts from existence

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Buy my silence permanently

[hawkeyedflame]

You think a dedicated alchemist could un-bake a cake?

like just "fuck you" and suddenly you have various separate ingredients on the counter

i think Scar could do it. his arm is for deconstruction. a normal alchemist would probably struggle a lot more since their natural inclination is to reconstruct after the deconstruction phase.

[the-jooze-deactivated20210826]

“Ya know what screw you”

*turns your cake into 37 cupcakes* 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"No, screw you!" *uncups your cakes*

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Me, sat at the table: this is the worst birthday party ever

[utopians]

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

[utopians]

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it's just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

[utopians]

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

[english-history-trip]

I've plugged our route into Google, who's with me

[what-even-is-thiss]

The more I learn about Britain’s alcohol culture the more scared I become.

[valtsv]

it is with a heavy heart that i must tell you this is exactly what it's like

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

If I had to live on that miserable sandbar I’d drink myself to death too

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[qwertyu858]

[officialfist]

Yeah this all checks out

[pigcatapult]

If there’s anything I’ve learned from Japanese horror, it’s that Japanese ghosts will not hesitate to kill you if you fuck up their social script. I have no experience with New Orleans horror, but I presume their ghosts are much more chill.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

NOLA just doesn’t give a shit, they’ll fight a ghost in the middle of the street

[alazybeing]

This could not BE more accurate!!!

😂🤷🤦

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[hungry-skeleton]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I’m too young to be old

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[dee-ehn]

NAMGI x Butter

Fresh boy pull up and we lay low All the playas get movin’ when the bass low Got ARMY right behind us when we say so

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[minzbins-moved]

a daily dose of namjoon ♡ (day 1 of 7) [cr.]

[diioonysus]

greek mythology | cursed images

[after-the-raven-deactivated2022]

@godsofhumanity PLEASE VIEW THIS.

[godsofhumanity]

cursed images.. more like BLESSED images