44% of statistics are made up

Adult, male (23), engineer, now math undergraduate

[guerrillatech]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ibikus]

AfD: We are not Nazis :)

Also AfD: Let's organize our 2026 Party Conference on the same day and in the same area as the NSDAP did theirs in 1926, 100 years later haha!

AfD voter type 1: Oh, that's just a coincidence, you're just trying to discredit them!!!! *conveniently forgets the party chairman in that state is a history teacher*

AfD voter type 2: *Hitler salute*

[missstrogen]

Hopejob from a girl with huge optimism

[missstrogen]

Heeeeeeeeeey so hows everyone doing you're reblogging this one a lot,

[opera-ghost]

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[missstrogen]

So are we gonna do a thing about transmisogynists? anything? Or are we just gonna keep reblogging and it's okay if they do a bit of hal as their main job as long as their side job is funny

[missstrogen]

You can reblog this btw. I mean i won't get a thousandth of the notes but i'd quite like it if people were at least slightly inconvenienced when they tried to kill me.

Or you can just keep scrolling too

[amazoogle]

my body is a machine that turns glasses of water into drinked glasses of water5

[amazoogle]

hey check it out guys, free 5

[animentality]

[demilypyro]

metal gear solid peacewalker if it was fucking stupid

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[dark-sappho]

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[mistranslatingpostsintogerman]

Ich will dem Ganzen einen Anfang setzen

[badwitchmarisa]

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone

"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time

[innerchildabortionclinic]

people are always saying things such as "this story/movie/show has incredible worldbuilding if you look past a few questionable scenes". the authors not disguised fetish that's a part of the creative process