Ragnarok

the story of a simple gamer

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

[get-j1nxed]

[lachesismeg]

Ginger is the spicy of the earth.

[swollennugs]

[beatcroc]

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

[saint-soap]

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[thingsfacebookislike]

[musashi]

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket:

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[confessionsofacarefreeblackman]

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

[eligahn-deactivated20131014]

Yoooo..lol

[jenn-n-juiice-deactivated201602]

LMFAO 

[itsthelesbiana]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud 

[adsjkcourt]

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr”  ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

[tay-the-creator]

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

[tranquillust]

I think about this video so much

[mirroredseaaa-deactivated201901]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Y’all better fucking reblog this masterpiece because I haven’t laughed this hard this year! THIS made 2018 so much better! Bless!

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

All the NSFW blogs right now.

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

[zeekayart]

gymleaderkyle:

can we all take a moment and just appreciate japanese power rangers

the butt smacker is my favourite

[sception]

Did the Green Ranger just pulverize Slenderman’s balls with a stick?

And then the Pink Ranger was like, “Mmm, tenderized Slender-junk, let me get all up on that?

Is that what I just saw up there?

[mousathe14]

God, Nihon is weird…

[pvryohei]

The only thing missing here is a gif of Black Condor performing his signature crotch grab.

[zetta-drone]

gymleaderkyle:

The Pink Ranger steam pressed this niggas suit with her pussy what a beautiful way to die

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

also these

[rock10zxa]

let’s not forget 

and their kamen rider brethren 

[belleumbral]

i felt like contributing

[10294858596p589woq]

Can’t not reblog

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HOW IS ALL OF THIS REAL O.O

[askjennaflorida]

Doc Dogoier doing the Figure 4 Leglock on that Gormin is my favorite out of all of these gifs

[maswartz]

BTW context BARELY helps

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

[zeekayart]

gymleaderkyle:

can we all take a moment and just appreciate japanese power rangers

the butt smacker is my favourite

[sception]

Did the Green Ranger just pulverize Slenderman’s balls with a stick?

And then the Pink Ranger was like, “Mmm, tenderized Slender-junk, let me get all up on that?

Is that what I just saw up there?

[mousathe14]

God, Nihon is weird…

[pvryohei]

The only thing missing here is a gif of Black Condor performing his signature crotch grab.

[zetta-drone]

gymleaderkyle:

The Pink Ranger steam pressed this niggas suit with her pussy what a beautiful way to die

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

also these

[rock10zxa]

let’s not forget 

and their kamen rider brethren 

[belleumbral]

i felt like contributing

[10294858596p589woq]

Can’t not reblog

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HOW IS ALL OF THIS REAL O.O

[askjennaflorida]

Doc Dogoier doing the Figure 4 Leglock on that Gormin is my favorite out of all of these gifs

[maswartz]

BTW context BARELY helps

[twotail813]

1) HEEEEEEEEE 2) LLO!!! My name is Kiwi! And guess what are we going to talk about today  3) Pffh Of course about the best, the tastiest, the hralthiest fruit on earth. 4) About kiiiiiwiiiii 5) Did you know that there are more than a thousand seeds in every kiwi? They are so small and cute weeeeeeeee! Kiwi is a healthy and universal fruit, and its tasty, it has all the vitamins you need! Moisture! Sweetness! Mmm and the main part is that it has a healthy green color! 6) Not like your gross red things and they’re called gross… aaaaapples Blegh 7) But Kiwi! It is such an easy word to say! Even kids say “KIWI” as their first word! And if you’re brave enough, you can eat a kiwi without peeling it! 8) The small hairs will gently tickle your throat, giving new feelings to pleasant taste Ooooh kiwi, you’re so great, i think im in extasy…

For translation big thanks to https://kostyaniwe.tumblr.com/

Kiwi is my OC -> Link

Небольшая обновка с Киви :3

[aaronthesnob]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling

This isn’t meant to be me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.

[teathattast]

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[cherrychanart-deactivated201703]

YES!!!

[markiplitesaway]

Something awesome for you guys!!! :D

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[nostrem]

Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One. I am a Fire Keeper. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. The Lords have left their thrones, and must be deliver’d to them. To this end, I am at thy side.