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i use the basic dni btw 😊😊 why is the quality so bad im puttinga bullet through my skull

fandoms not mentioned here: ninah

look below cut for commission info and my really bad art for it

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sp00kymellonn

adding shadow milk back into my arena team feels like this

razzafrazzle

really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

miiilowo

listened to a song i already liked a lot and it suits The Character disgustingly well 200 people healed 500 saved

qelflinq

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head

anglaised

genderfuck girlboy realness is great until a black person wants to wear braids and waist beads, he she vibes r so awesome until a black person ask u not to treat them as the aggressive bodyguard Man of the group just for having short 4C hair, we love fagdykes until that fagdyke is black and notices u only seem to treat them as the masculine dominant Top in relationships and doesnt like it bc of u only doing it due to race

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

pansyfemme

i keep seeing tiktoks being like “what it’s like to be the only lesbian who isn’t poly” “it feels like im the only monogamous queer person left” “i don’t want to be poly guyssss’ like its crazy how little i care. please stop inventing a universe where every queer person is forced to live under big polycule and monogamous people must live in secret. no one cares that one person you wanted to date didn’t want to be monogamous. you will survive

dogpuppy

i-fuck-audis

tumblr will be like [new posts!] and ill refresh and itll be the exact same 5 posts ive seen on my dash every time ive refreshed for the past 24 hours

catmask

i try not to let myself get ragebaited by AI but i hate AI fake animal photography. the beautiful animals of the world are there for us to see and you show me air brushed sparkly big eye cyber slop instead? i hate you

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

people understand that Spanish speakers speak different dialects of the Spanish language but don’t understand that black people speak a dialect of the English language

yellowjuice-deactivated20190512

saw a variation of this conversation on twitter earlier

brainstatic

I just want to state for the record that this is completely uncontroversial among linguists. It’s the first day of sociolinguistics class.

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

i was warching a video by a trans woman talking about some small internet horror series. at some point she goes "i don't want to force my reading on people and umm idk maybe i'm grasping at straws but i think the protagonist might be trans? again maybe i'm wrong and don't know anything" and like the series in question has a scene where the protagonist walks into a room with her family in it who then immediately begin to argue about her gender and misgender her aggressively, while something that can only described as a dysphoria homunculus sits curled up in the corner. She then walks in front of a mirror and her reflection is said dysphoria homunculus.

like there's a man out there who made a career out of going "is animal crossing actually about being in a cult?" or "these three pixels on freddy fviebears balls look a little off. this proves that sans is purple guy" and we have trans women who are scared of analysing the world's most obvious transgender trauma scene

here's the link due to popular demand:

stormyrainyday

what happens if you promise a witch your first born but you remain bitchless your whole life

stormyrainyday

normally id default to "the curse passes down the generation" but,

one-time-i-dreamt

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

one-time-i-dreamt

penrosesun

weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

random-chaos-thoughts

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)