Assassin Number 9

I'm just an ordinary fan-fiction author who loves drawing and shit. Ao3 Profile - https://archiveofourown.org/users/AssassinNumber9/profile Fanfiction Profile - https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5798999/Assassin-Number-9

[assassinnumber9]

Yes, SSS. I would like to report a couple of whores.

[assassinnumber9]

Going down the Fate hellhole again, and I forgot that Lancer had to be severely nerfed by losing Bazett as a Master.

Nasu had to nerf my boy just so Shirou and Rin would have a chance at winning.

(Illya and Berserker would have been tough against Bazett and Lancer if Gil wasn't in the picture, though.)

[balis77]

One thing I don't get about a lot of Spy X Family fanworks is that a lot of them depict the identity reveal as like "How... how could you lie to me?" dramatic angst. Which like yeah I get angst is cool and all, but like, are we forgetting that Loid and Yor are both doing it? To each other? For the same reason?

This is literally like the one case where the two people involved would absolutely understand why the other didn't tell them about it. They'd literally be like "Oh, well that's completely understandable, I too hid my true occupation to protect the peace and the ones I love". The most I expect is just a "oh, that explains a lot actually."

[assassinnumber9]

This is a really good point! I would also like to add that the hilarious dynamic of "my marriage was based and started entirely on lies and convenience, but we've always had an extremely good relationship and now a child is on the way" is incredibly undervalued and underused in fanfics.

[assassinnumber9]

To the absolute nobody wondering if I'm going to ever do a cosplay of a female character, the answer is not fucking yet.

[assassinnumber9]

Last night, I realized that Fate/Grand Order turns 10 years old this year... then I promptly realized that my first Fate fic came out before FGO was released...

I'm old, guys.

[assassinnumber9]

So like, all my ability to think of romantic stories is gone... I'm so frustrated with myself and want to write a chapter of something.

But every time I think of romance, I'm grossed out.

I should have listened to myself when I thought I was aroace, but for some reason, I didn't.

I thought I would enjoy a relationship. I was curious.

But now, I'm just traumatized by forcing myself to allow my boundaries to be broken.

[assassinnumber9]

Welcome to This Fool Be Fucking Whipped part 112.1

He's dumb.

[assassinnumber9]

Pika, but Round

[assassinnumber9]

Realizing you're asexual after trying to gaslight yourself into thinking you're not is an experience.

[assassinnumber9]

A Few Pet Pictures I've Drawn!

I'm considering on starting an etsy shop or something to sell commissions. I'm not sure yet though!

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[vvanillavveins]

Aww- this is unbelievably sweet!!

Thank you @field-cryptobotanist and @buried-in-the-archives for tagging me :D

@critterofthenight @sleeping-arsonist @mossy-stormcloud @urnewsteppappa @froggy-heaven @cecilsrandomeverything @bat-luun @saint-crispy @skyeoak @silly-lil-scribbles @calebtheworm @no-tengo-ojos @ye-olde-tardis @i-love-hyacinths @watchers-tea @thegoldendaystrikesback @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @indelible-waltz @michaelshelleyenthusiast @moon-the-delusional @encryptidarchivist @spacetimeaccordionfolder @oxthemoron @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @juyuu @kingskelly123 @thepineapplegal86 @forflightlessbirds @angsty-worm @hwylllll @broodingheroine @intrinsically-inclined @awfullyqueerwriter @localsoulsalesman @podcasts-rotting-chaos @spirallingout @your-lordsherlockholmes-posts @n3ver--more @justbugsnstuff @lickmycoffeecup

& all of the other amazing mutuals that i've missed because i can't quite remember their usernames (i'm so sorry). I love you all!

[intrinsically-inclined]

AWWWW THANK YOU

@bread-cat-luna @itscthulhubitch @robesbo @tinyattack09 @onetimemacaroni

AND EVERYONE ELSE ILY <3 /platonic

[bread-cat-luna]

oh thank you so much man!!! and thank you to @mossy-stormcloud for tagging me as well you are both awesome so right back at you <3

and as for my tagging:

@tesee @frongle444 @wedefyauguryy @knowingsammie @inkydiamonds @dino-anarchy @candied-floof love you all <3 /p

[frongle444]

awww thanks!!!!

off the top of my head:

@t4tgempearl @quackery-binx @aroace-elgyem @ender-of-the-sender @pastriibunz @sillyvisioncorner @gremlynn-x @cubescop @sundewhasaudhd @sundryd @pipperoo @god-of-fandoms @inkwell-illustrations @eldritch-ace and all my other wonderful moots :3 hagd!! (no pressure to rb just want to show appreciation :3)

[inkwell-illustrations]

Thank you so much!!

@paranormaltheatrekid @pangothepangolin @tripleatechie @wigglyobsessedweirdo @justa-regularuser @mushroomfriendforyou @musicalfan78 @crescentrivers @kairithemang0 @the-river-rix @sundewhasaudhd @starkid-innit @starkids-guardian-angel @thejagerman2024 @nerdyratz @goodomensguy @teamcurtflake @xxxfizzarollixxx @monkle-mell @saturn-orbits-musicals @d00dlebeez @lycan-exe @myapotheosisuponme @luminariomaly @annahanover @eli-am-confused @thegirlwholikesmusicals @shadowbrightshine @pavl-art @indigos-shits-and-giggles @lemonlord14 @jadelemonadee @multifandomosity @enjamin-the-benitor @eggsaladsandwich1 @starlightsugar @pixelated-glitter @marvelmaniac715 @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @worm-brainzz @bookishcatcafe @ethereal-bumble-bee @alphabetcrashcourse

(no pressure to reblog I just wanted to show I care about yall!)

[tripleatechie]

@onesingularbraincell @therandomtoad @multi-fandomdisaster @enjamin-the-benitor @thearcanecat @sykatz @antitheticaldreamgirl444 @paranormaltheatrekid @inkwell-illustrations (reblogged it from you, but still want to tag you)

[therandomtoad]

WAAAAAHHHHH THANK YOUU

My lovely and amazing moots:

@sarahlynn136 @kaleidoscopeicsys @rottingnfrotting @thegodfrog @ppmuncher42069 @saturn-orbits-musicals @notodysseusofithaca @antitheticaldreamgirl444 @tripleatechie (reblogged from you obviously but you're awesome too)

A few blogs I enjoy:

@multi-fandomdisaster @crossnamara @rbvcdeluxe @thegirlwholikesmusicals @richiepawzz @paranormaltheatrekid

[thepoetofthesky]

euughhh eughhh THANKS FOR THE TAG TOAD :D

some of my lovely lil guys

@tobytheeggo

@nerdyratz

@kairithemang0

@ihaveanaxe

some blogs I enjoyyyyurghh

@kairithemang0

@tobytheeggo

@jasperthejester

@paranormaltheatrekid

@richiepawzz

ueghhhh pretty squidddd

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[ihaveanaxe]

:(((( bro tysm ily <<3333

Moots:

@ar1mas @mongooseundertheporch @adm1rationofthem0ngoos3 @rainy-sel @godblessthisfuckingfandom @spacejunker @rateatinginsulation

Blogs I follow:

@asmogorna @noodles-and-tea @wolfythewitch @owlhari @datcravat

[spacejunker]

THANK YIUUU💗💗

@mysticalcats @op3ra @cillyscribbles @soul-eclectic @jennyanypenny

you guys so cool

[mysticalcats]

HEHEE GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET ETC THANK YOU

@margo-mania @toki-toro @murdleandmarot @etchif @pinkieclown @pinksilvace @wonderful-magician @peripalz @ernestelm @emimii @cillyscribbles @bogusbyron !!!

[wonderful-magician]

❤️❤️❤️!!!

@peripalz @lastritesbish @prxckedradiolove

[peripalz]

Hehehehhee

@ethqnnn @mae5657 @bubbles-and-bat-wings @amayzingmayzie @junebug-plays-games @polly-porygon

[bubbles-and-bat-wings]

@toastylicious @kidneystheallpowerful @lunasilverpelt @kartsstuffig

[transit-5b-5]

@not-p1 @zosonils @wifeballsboy @soldiertransgender @sonicfactsijustmadeup

[confettiwhiskers]

@absolute-whimsical-goobus @siryeastfish @koukaaa-descent @randygrim

[snappingjaws]

@thewrldlooksred @circuitsfried and my memory is Ass I don't know how to spell the rest of y'all names!!

also chip id tag you but you're already here!!!

[thewrldlooksred]

YAAAYA YAAAAAAAY YAY YAY !!!!! MUTUALS :3

rbing from u goobus so ur a given :] erm umm. some of u ive never @'d before so on one hand srry for the mention on the other. APPRECIATION BEAM RAHHHGHHGHHH!!!!!!!!

@maidfrin @lynxfrost13 @jaxi-the-dragonborn @pigswithwings @altars-of-apostasy @wifeballsboy @sapphofinch @astral-nautical @floorbo @cathartidae @entryn17 @moonaboard @theworldlookswhite @rolex-kaard @leewayslounge @sixdollarsrimpspecial @councilcrawler @universeschoir @85-rend @caevorlucille

I THINK I GOT EVERYONE?? if i missed someone it is Unintentional i was scouring to find everyones proper urls. but i appreciate ALL OF U!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥

[lynxfrost13]

UAHH!!!!

hello friends get fuckin. Loved and appreciated please (no pressure to tag anyone!!)

@hummingjay @kestrel-wylde @sosadraws @star-ar512 @zazanyanya @dudelymantits @dragoncarrion @theevilicecreamsoda @the-lonelyshepherd @avianreptiles @creativebrainrot @silvesi @bloomyspring @cereousbusiness @daffooo @gay-disaster-tiefling @beanthazar @blu-stars-blog @undeaddream @manasurge @foxholemonster @some-pers0n @hrodvitnon @nightly-valkyrie @herald-of-aurene @cheddargoblin @wilson-van-nektarius @rostomanologist @otiksimr @some-creep @legs-space @lovelyarps @plasterhound @shardain @ayanomaly @foxwarlock @owlderasblog @theplaneswalk @wolf-girl-boy-ryaad

There are many many more of u and I cannot remember all of yall I’m sorry! But I love and appreciate u 🫵

[bloomyspring]

( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ✨️ Thank you for the tag

Also everyone else i see on my dash/i follow (and my moots), u deserve some love too :D (no pressure 2 tag, also sorry if u didnt want to be tagged)

@minttea31 @incorporeal-entity @thesplashyeth @captaindunkan @messycricket @usefulspork @hummus-birb @butterscotchblu @itswrenly @justacrispyrat @cyyyyanity @undignified-sad-sandwich @owertyu @silvirscythie @rosenightmares @car-vroom-vroom @jnstudios2 @fandomsoda @icecats3 @tshemea @mrmrsdarklordjrthethird @dragooooon @batoviandruby @tazzymcclazzy @thebritishdragon @inktherain  

And many more

[yellowcrazycricket]

❤️❤️❤️

(also messycricket is my side blog for everything else :)

Tagging!

@aerequets @avokado25 @assassinnumber9 @ashesdrawn @bloomyspring @beannoss @canadiancryptid @cantareincminor @cresneta @fishtrouts @feuersturm97 @itsmaferart @juuyeah @lil-dragon-draws @mj-ackerman @piracytheorist @pokianne @qweenexplosionmurder @roucaelum-art @rlbbackup @shiro-s2e2-erukinzu @smolhours @spatziline @tasoiano @thanksfornothinguselessreptile @unhappy-sometimes @wondrousmay @whateversawesome @yumeka-sxf and some others that I miiiiiiiight've missed.

Know that every one of you create wonderful things, whether fics, arts, metas, or even just rambles or reblogs, both past and present, they are all awsome.

I know don't speak up much, but I appreciate every one of you guys very much. ❤️🫶❤️

Oh, and a very big sorry if this bothered you.🧎‍♀️

[assassinnumber9]

Omg! Thank you so much for tagging me 💕 This just made my morning!

And tagging more! Thank you to all who help make my days better!

@sincerelymissatomicbomb @madamoisellesica @maybethisaintme @anderazu @juuyeah

[assassinnumber9]

My bf would absolutely, 100% without a doubt leave me for Yor if she was real.

And you know what?

Based.

[unhappy-sometimes]

i'm really glad that basically everyone agrees twilight is a cuddler

[assassinnumber9]

He's actually just a pathetic man. I will happily write a one hundred page essay, MLA format, front and back about how pathetic he is.

[sincerelymissatomicbomb]

Hello all, I know I’ve been so inactive, but I wanted to tell you all that I’ve been working on my own very story! I’m really excited about it, so I would like to start posting about it!

[assassinnumber9]

👀

[assassinnumber9]

I forgot how fucked the Fate universe is. Like, watching Fate/Zero after so long is like a punch to the face.

Like, why does a seemingly pretty simple battle royale need overly complicated explanation?

Because the rules are overly complicated and related to why everything gets fucked up in the future. Also why and how they got fucked in the past.

[assassinnumber9]

Writer's Block can go fuck itself.

[assassinnumber9]

Do y'all ever see that somebody from a fandom vanished and you're just like??? Where are they?? How are they?? What happened?? Did somebody wrong them??? Who do I need to fight????