weirdo incarnate @assignedchaosatbirth - Tumblr Blog

intro to me

realized I don't have one and I'm bored so here you go:

Axel/Skittles (skittles is a nickname but y'all can use it idc) (named for my obsession with skittles)

MINOR (17)

genderfaun or genderfluid tramsmasc (any pronouns work but preferably either he/him, he/they, they/them or neo pronouns) (occasionally fine with she/her pronouns but its pretty rare tbh) (basically he/they/it/fae/moon etc.)

achillean omniromantic aceflux/aroflux

self dx audhd

sorta diagnosed bpd???

punk (still lowkey a newbie tho)

DNI

porno blogs, terfs, homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, mysogynistic, ableist, trump supporters

basically anybody who discriminates or is a bigot

i think you get the point...

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I do regress (involuntary), but my blog is not completely sfw. I may reblog stuff not entirely safe for littles, whether that may be content including swearing, or allusions to nsfw content. There shouldn't be anything outright nsfw, but tread carefully in case I'm wrong. I do try to include necessary content/trigger warnings in the tags of my post but if I missed anything, dm me or comment under the post.

MORE INFO UNDER THE CUT (HYPERFICATIONS/SPECIAL INTERESTS, COMFORT CHARACTERS,USERBOXES, ETC.)

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE is jegulus

MAMMAMIA is rosekiller

I will not be taking criticism.

#jegulus #starchaser #rosekiller #james x regulus #barty x evan #maneskin

thememedaddy

incorrectbatfam

Jon: To remember how many feet are in a mile, you just gotta use “five tomatoes”.

Jon: Five tomatoes sounds like five, two, eight, o and there are 5,280 feet in a mile.

Damian: To remember how many meters are in a kilometer you just remember “1,000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

leighlew3

911onabcbts

Oliver has won the Tell-Tale TV Award for ‘Favorite Performer in a Network Drama Series.’ Congratulations to him!

assignedchaosatbirth

YES OLIVER!!! IM SO EXCITED AND PROUD!!!!!

#oliver stark #ostark #awards #tell tale tv #9-1-1 #9-1-1 on abc #911onabc #911 abc #buck buckley

sooperlative

Absolutely fascinated by Ryan Guzman’s (correct) belief that Eddie is entirely unaware of the romantic undertones that are peppered through his relationship with Buck. Or he’s not exactly unaware, but all those pieces of pepper are individual details and he can’t see the bigger picture, like putting a puzzle together while only looking at the pieces but not at what he’s got so far. He’s too naive to put things together. He’s never once considered it. If Buck were to confess to him, he’d be genuinely shocked. And Buck won’t, of course, confess, because if Buck is in love with Eddie, that’d break all the rules he’s set for this relationship. So Buck is ignoring the elephant in the room and Eddie is so zoomed in on specific parts of the elephant that he doesn’t even know it’s an elephant. He thinks that microscopic view of maybe-skin-or-an-iris is normal best friendship. Buck is “I’m not in love with Eddie obviously but if i was i wouldn’t be able to care about that rn bc I have a job and it would ruin the friendship rules I mentally gave us if he knew”. Eddie is “I want Buck to be with me all the time and I often think of him as my husband in my head and I want him to touch me and stay with me and I’ll do anything he asks of me and I worry about him a lot and whenever I think of growing old Buck is right next to me every step of the way also growing old. We’re such platonic best friends :)”. And that creates their wonderful dynamic where Buck dances around it all and Eddie is taking his hand and dancing with him because yay, they’re dancing. He loves dancing with Buck. Buck’s such a bad dancer. Ha ha.

gayeddiejuice

they are a set. do not separate.

bamfbuddie

Eddie hugging Bobby or anyone else:

Eddie hugging Buck:

Literally forces Buck to smush his head into the crook of Eddie's neck. Okay alright, I'm fine.

rhodeys

#blah blah blah.... proper name... place name... backstory stuff

#911edit #911 #eddie diaz #eddiediazedit #also why are your cheeks so red. answer quickly. does it have anything to do w the other guy in the room #not mine

eddiesboy

eddie being the theo whisperer because that’s mini buck

and one day buck asks him HOW he got theo to listen, because he's been trying to make him sit down for hours and eddie did it in minutes eddie just smiles at him and says he’s been doing this for the past 9 years, and buck is just like "but chris is 16??" and gets even more confused when eddie just laughs at him

#911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #911 spoilers