What

Jim, 27, who even knows who I am anymore

[itznarcotic]

yearning

[itznarcotic]

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sararasx3]

[microvibing]

the people in the notes have spoken

[crimzonquazar]

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[cali]

[stay-the-knight]

This tiktok trend is killing me

[tothechaos]

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

[sacred-portal]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[leresq]

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

[phantastische-illustrationen]

The Magic City (Arthur Skizhali-Weiss)

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

highly inconvenient. this is an outrage

[endreal]

AT-AT before moulting

[cipheramnesia]

ADA violation nightmare edition

[quasi-normalcy]

Everyone *says* that they want to live in the magic city until they consider how sanitation works.

[cryptotheism]

The sewers were built by great wizards known as the Dave Matthews Band

[pangeasoftware]

[dontyoudarestealmyfrog]

harry du bois

[yaoibattlepass]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the average hamster owner is close friends with jigsaw

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[vitabreva]

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[marzipanandminutiae]

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

source

[elenille]

Holy yhit this is fuckin hysterical